What is the best way to cook babies?

[BearlyAlive]

Wasn't there a cooking manga chapter in Tolkiens Hobbit? Just take half of that and you should be good.

My personal favorite for cooking humans comes from a musician, tho:
First beheaded,
then hanged,
then impaled on red hot spikes,
then burned,
then manacled and drowned
And then lastly flayed alive

 

[RavenRunes]

you forgot sat on and squashed into jelly.
and damn, i forgot to buy pandan cake today now I'M SAD