Writing What's are some 'Creative Swearing'!? (Pretty much done!)

Light_Novel_San

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That's actually derived from 'retard' - it has connotations of idiocy or stupidity, rather than misbegotten birth.

I saw that word on a novel and it said it was a combination of such. So I just thought I might as well add it. :blob_reach:
 

Mejiro

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I think it may have (oddly ironically) been made slightly more polite!
 

SourDaiDai

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Gosh, this knocked a chuckle out of me! I've forgotten that I've made this thread.

You guys are awesome, thank you for your responses! ♡°•.•\( • ♡ •)/°•.•♡
 

HollowIce

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Here are some British ones so mileage may vary.

  1. Twat (variation and less offensive version of cunt),
  2. bollocks,
  3. arsehole,
  4. dickhead,
  5. bastard (weirdly traditional as was an offence to those born out of wedlock and is typically generalised to just be offensive,
  6. Jesus Christ (always surprises me that this is a curse but guessing it originates from being blasphemous to say the lord in vain, is typically not used in a religious context and is why I suppose in a fair amount of writing you'll see their own god's names used as curses).
  7. Fucksake
These are the more traditional swears that immediately come to mind but we British pretty much make anything offensive as it's based more on the intent and intonation of a word more so then the word itself outside of the previous swears mentioned and maybe a few others that have slipped my mind.

But I have reams of stuff that is offensive to say if you wanted me to list more general stuff.
 

Skaviouz

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Rather than swearing I came up with insults instead
Your face is like a pepperoni pizza
your hands feel slimy and oily
your breasts are like a runway on an aircraft carrier
your stomach looks like a pumpkin/egg plant
your arms are thin like toothpicks
you look like one of those emancipated mummies who forgot their bandages at home
it's no longer Halloween, you can take your mask off
your sense of fashion would lead you to a desert
your set of skills include how to be a klutz / forget how to breath / etc
you couldn't convince me even if you paid me
you would starve to death if your mom stopped making you dinner
your cat / dog thinks you are the pet

Some one liners/comments could be swearing though?
Your a tool (or a tool bag?!?)
Your face
Your gay
Your mom
You monster / devil / hell spawn / lunatic / heretic
your mother dresses you funny
pizza face
 

CupcakeNinja

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Simple spouting the word 'Fuck' and 'Shit' is unappealing in my eye, so drown me with some 'Fancy Cruses'!
You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
Does your ass ever get jealous of how much shit come out of your mouth?
I shouldve shot you into the wall instead of between your mother's thighs
 
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