When you are reading an R18 novel and they refer to genitals as little brother and little sister.

[patbateman123x]

Me : Are you for real man? Why?

 

[Kilolo]

language

 

[patbateman123x]

language

excuse me .I have no manners it seems

 

[K5Rakitan]

Geeeenital cats, genital!

 

[Thatonedude1235]

I prefer anything over that! Why not use "The one eyed purple yogurt slinger" or "floppy meat stick" for men, and for women "The mystical hot pocket" or "The infernal hot pocket" if the woman just so happens to be a demon

 

[patbateman123x]

I prefer anything over that! Why not use "The one eyed purple yogurt slinger" or "floppy meat stick" for men, and for women "The mystical hot pocket" or "The infernal hot pocket" if the woman just so happens to be a demon

these r18 writers are just so distasteful man . I'd take even the heat seeking moisture missile over little brother

 

[Anon2024]

Just say “red rocket” next time.

 

[SakeVision]

oh no! that means they are commiting incest!

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

Slime rod

 

[Ninini]

Love rod, love hole, etc
Kings rods

 

[Nhatduongg]

Me : Are you for real man? Why?View attachment 14934

Unrelated but I was legit startled by the image for a moment

 

[patbateman123x]

Unrelated but I was legit startled by the image for a moment

hahahaha . Glad someone mentioned the image . That was actually the hook of my post lol
u forgot golden rod

Love rod, love hole, etc
Kings rods

 

[BVarnell89]

I did read a very bad novel that referred to a woman's cooter as her "drooling little sister." It was a cultivation novel, of course, so the man's cock was called his "dragon."

 

[Ai-chan]

What's the big deal? It's the same as Carl calling it Carl's Jr. or Little Carl or Big Carl. Or when Carl's girlfriend call it Baby Carl. Or when Carl's sister call it Carl's Cane.

At least it's better than calling it the name of food. Such as Carl's Sausage, Carl's Weiner, Carl's Cucumber, Carl's Eggplant, Carl's Meatstick or Carl's Pocky.

 

[Legi0n]

Mainly censorship by the kind PRC I believe, but also a keen calculation by the authors as it spuns the readers' imagination.

 

[beast_regards]

I assume not all writers want to talk dirty.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Look, first rule of writing is don't repeat yourself.

In porn, there are only so many ways to say, penis and pussy.