owotrucked
Chronic lecher masquerading as a writer
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- Feb 18, 2021
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Sorry but you do 0 cringe damage. You're just an old fashioned roleplayer. You're too predictable so it's easy to parry your cringe.I'm a 52 year old man who pretends to be a eldritch multi-tenticle horror called Un'Thoth Neverborn, The-Abyss-That-Slumbers. I claim to hate endoskeletons and that this is my pet cat Feetz:
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You cannot hold a candle to my cringe. I get cringer things in my BREAKFAST CEREAL than those two. I get birthday cards from the National Chiropractic Association because of all the spinal injuries I cause through my cringe. I create more awkward silences before 9am than these two create in a week. The first story I every wrote as a kid had a self insert Gary Stu called Lord Edgelord, Lord of the Edge.
GAZE UPON MY CRINGE YE NORMIES AND DESPAIR
Hoshino, on the other hand, never lets you guess his next move. One second, he wallows in self-pity like he's about to croak, the next second he self glazes using third-person pronouns.
He comes back every day with more elaborate movesets in his ever-increasing arsenal, to barrage your ass with relentless critical cringe.
It's as if you weren't facing a single opponent, but a schizo who cloned himself a dozen of times and beat you up from all angles. Only a mental hospital could take him on