13+ PARENTAL GUIDANCE ADVICED rating, I guess?
"Everyone, thank you for coming to the Vicennial Management meeting," the Earth Administrator opened. "I know you're all very eager to go back to your job, so I'll skip the pleasantries. Let's divide our job."
"Dibs on Japan!" The people-well, beings-in the room looks surprised at the speaker. "What? Do you assume I will only care about sailors?"
"No, we're just surprised Mundus Alius doesn't say anything about that."
"Oh please." Mundus Alius-the representative of the Other Worlds Administrators-laugh in ridicule. "I only need their souls, I don't care about their life."
"I see, so you'll both oversees Japan."
"Alright."
"I'm cool with that. Kraken needs Japanese more than I do. How else would He got laid?"
Kraken glared at them, but doesn't say anything.
"I'm taking Americans," the Aliens said.
"You really love Americans huh."
"They have the most diverse sample ever, from genetics to intelligence, compared to other locations. Also, they have an organization that keeps trying to hit on me you know."
"...You mean NASA? You know they're just trying to-nevermind, you and Kraken both need to get laid."
There were some fights (verbal and non-verbal) because some beings want a bit of everything. As usual, they decide it by throwing a 20 sided dice.
"Look guys I don't need to rule over any specific country, can you just let me visit them? It's been a while..."
"No Zeus, I don't want more demigods in my jurisdiction!" Earth Administrator shout in frustration then glare at another being trying to speak "And what do you want, Dracula? I am kind enough to let some of your kind to stay here! Do you know how hard it is to feed a bunch of immortals who keep multiplying even when I TOLD THEM NOT TO?!"
"BUT I NEED TO GO AMERICA! WE DON'T SPARKLE!"