Women ☕️

[Iamnotabot]

Do you have a Woman moment ?

Just yesterday i forgot how to make noodles, fucking noodles of all things, not pasta, not spagetti NOODLES. I still can't warp my head around the fact that i FORGOT how to make it. All you need is pour hot water into it and done, my gf was screaming next to me and i still pour in tap water.

So yeah woman

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

(Obligatory: I am out of reactions)

 

[Lorelliad]

I love women

 

[Anon2024]

I don't know... I don't make mistakes.

 

[4t4t]

Yeah had some of these.
Once I was looking from my balcony and had a bunch of flower-petals in one hand and my phone in the other, instead of scattering 'em roses and showing my girl a mesmerizing-view.... I tossed my brand-new phone to the concrete-pavement from four-floors.
Felt exactly like... dying inside.

 

[APieceOfRock]

Do you have a Woman moment ?

Just yesterday i forgot how to make noodles, fucking noodles of all things, not pasta, not spagetti NOODLES. I still can't warp my head around the fact that i FORGOT how to make it. All you need is pour hot water into it and done, my gf was screaming next to me and i still pour in tap water.

So yeah woman

You forgot how to cook. That's not a women moment. That's a men moment

Anyways there's this one time I texted mom if she saw my phone anywhere, ON my phone.

 

[HelloHound]

wemmen

 

[melchi]

A robot would forget if they had lost a sector of memory address space.

 

[M.G.Driver]

You forgot how to cook. That's not a women moment. That's a men moment

That's a human moment.

 

[Iamnotabot]

That's a human moment.

I HAVE PROOF , ha now no one can say i'm a bot anymore. Iamnotabot with proof

I love women

Me too

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I HAVE PROOF , ha now no one can say i'm a bot anymore. Iamnotabot with proof

Me too

Save this glorious evidence into your future autobiography

 

[APieceOfRock]

I HAVE PROOF , ha now no one can say i'm a bot anymore. Iamnotabot with proof

Me too

Proof it using the scientific method. Until then, you're a Schrodinger's bot.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Proof it using the scientific method. Until then, you're a Schrodinger's bot.

Prove that you are a rock!

 

[APieceOfRock]

Prove that you are a rock!

I may be a rock. I may be not. Until you doxx and observe me, I remain a variable.

Jk. I'm a pebble

 

[Sola-sama]

I don't know... I don't make mistakes.

You must be one of those people who made quotes like 'nobody is perfect, and I am nobody'.

Yeah had some of these.
Once I was looking from my balcony and had a bunch of flower-petals in one hand and my phone in the other, instead of scattering 'em roses and showing my girl a mesmerizing-view.... I tossed my brand-new phone to the concrete-pavement from four-floors.
Felt exactly like... dying inside.

 

[sanitylimited]

i, as a volcano, didn't realize the stuff i squirt out when im hot and bothered had the potential for life. i thought i was shooting blanks

 

[Aaqil]

(Obligatory: I am out of reactions)

 

[BlackKnightX]

You've got a good one, I'll tell you that~

 

[miyoga]

That's a human moment.

Close, that's a moment.

I HAVE PROOF , ha now no one can say i'm a bot anymore. Iamnotabot with proof

See above, still a bot.

 

[K5Rakitan]

A woman moment isn't forgetting how to cook. It's when your child grabs your attention and you forget the rest of the world exists, so your husband has to cook dinner and do the laundry and clean the floor.