Write a/some unique god/gods.

PieCoNsUmEr

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Who here is tired of plain humanoid gods that practically do nothing, and only somewhat unique trait is hair color?
Write what your abnormal god looks like, what they do, and if you want, why?
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ps. If you have an idea without a physical design, I can think one up.
 
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An old man who wears nothing but a leaf to cover his lower parts, he does not shame himself but to wear clothings, he walks the path of seeking enlightment and he respects old or young in the ways of culture. I call him Perverted god.
 

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Waxos original god of chaos.
They lived in a world fully stagnant, nothing truly changed, things happened of course, but society, all of the good and bad, stayed the same. They decided that despite the destruction it would cause, the would bring true change upon the world. They created weather, they made monsters, they gave out power, and they created the many original dragons. When all they created was threatened with destruction the became the greatest beast, the mindless truest destroyer, and the unifier. They were taller than Gaiaspike’s peak, vaster the horizon of the human eye, they were of draconic nature, they had 17 legs, 463 arms, 6 huge tails, and uncountable wings and heads. As the most colossal threat, the world was forced to work with Waxos’s creations to oppose them. Together they finally sealed Waxos away, unable to kill them now that change was truly immortal.
The gods marked them as evil, rewriting it as them ruining perfect peace. Most of their creations got similar treatment, except the undeniably helpful, in which the gods took credit for.
Iovti (i not an l) was among the few to publicly accept the helpfulness of Waxos’s actions, and devoted herself to them despite knowing their mindlessness. When she cornered next to the sealed god by the gods, a part of the beast moved to protect her. She now tries to spread the knowledge of what Waxos truly did.
Thus is the state of Waxos’s impact.
 

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An old man who wears nothing but a leaf to cover his lower parts, he does not shame himself but to wear clothings, he walks the path of seeking enlightment and he respects old or young in the ways of culture. I call him Perverted god.
Would be better if he had hermaphroditism, or multiple bodies.
 

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God of PLDT.

His form is a broken ethernet cable.

An Evil God whose deeds involve cursing the entire Philippines with terrible net connection.

To pray to him, people shout 'putang ina bobo' after getting frequently DC'd in DotA2 and Mobile Legends.
See? Better. Non-humanoid, unique powers, and explanation showing his true evil.
 

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God of PLDT.

His form is a broken ethernet cable.

An Evil God whose deeds involve cursing the entire Philippines with terrible net connection.

To pray to him, people shout 'putang ina bobo' after getting frequently DC'd in DotA2 and Mobile Legends.
Is it ok if the god is fictional or not? I mean this guy here posted a non-fiction god...
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Narrator

A being with no form, only a voice

The being has the ability to create everything with voice alone. It does not have remorse with what it does, whether it creates a horrible smut or a story with gibberish grammar. It does not consider an author's will to be superior than it.

In fact, directly attacking the being with references would only activate it's innate defense "fourth wall" by redirecting attack to the audience

Beware! The being isn't kind or evil, it only lives. This being would exist as long as other beings continue borrowing his power called "narration"
 

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Hlkuurt the genderless god of inebriation, because all genders get drunk.
Hlkuurt is a Jack Sparrow like figure, that secretly sets up situations that create new drugs, and mixed drinks. DO NOT FIGHT THIS GOD, despite the small goals, and bumbling front; Hlkuurt is beyond competent, and has either limited power over fate, or can slightly see branching futures.
 

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God of PLDT.

His form is a broken ethernet cable.

An Evil God whose deeds involve cursing the entire Philippines with terrible net connection.

To pray to him, people shout 'putang ina bobo' after getting frequently DC'd in DotA2 and Mobile Legends.
Haha.... Your quite funny....

*Currently using Mobile Data right now because God just cursed my home*

Now your also gonna tell us that there's also a god called The Tapwater God as well that whomever drinks her shall be bless with unfathomable prowness and blessing at the cost of someone's sanity. Hahaha....
 

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A goddess who marries all of your gods and has one baby fathered by all of them at the same time!
 

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A goddess who marries all of your gods and has one baby fathered by all of them at the same time!
So like, she has multiple bodies that fuse into one, or she has a trypophobia
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vagina or body?
 

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What is the best or worse way to spice up a God’s visual design?
  • Different color hair.
  • Extra/missing body parts.
  • Gross holes all over.
  • Animal/monster body parts.
  • Monster/animal body.
  • Ehem “fat ass titties”.
  • Blrk “loong, looong, maa-ah-an”.
  • Hlk hgllrk huudlfh ha huh ha huh “Generaly young and attractive looking”. Heyylurq
  • Weird eyes.
  • Wings.
  • Horns.
  • A throne.
  • White robe.
  • Robe that isn’t white.
  • Stances.
  • Pillow.
  • Thing they’re hugging.
  • Being not white or whitish.
  • Being tiny.
  • Being huge.
  • Eating.
  • Long/short limbs.
  • Non-solid.
  • Headphones.
  • Large mouth.
  • Odd teeth.
  • Injured.
  • Rotting.
 

K5Rakitan

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So like, she has multiple bodies that fuse into one, or she has a trypophobia
vagina or body?
She fuses the sperm into one ultra sperm cell, and then that fuses with her egg.
 

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Who here is tired of plain humanoid gods that practically do nothing, and only somewhat unique trait is hair color?
Write what your abnormal god looks like, what they do, and if you want, why?
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ps. If you have an idea without a physical design, I can think one up.

The Existence In the Great Deep Pit

By the light of the sun,
the seas turn purple.
By the glow of the moon,
the seas grow restless.

He who roams the lonely frontiers
of the great deep waters.
Should heed the call
of the voices of the great oceans.

Should the ocean teem with the voices
of the grand whales and the great turtles
May they seek sustenance there
in their fruitful endeavour.

Should the moon be high in the sky,
or should it subside completely.
One should beware of the tides,
for it could lay to waste even the strongest of men.

And should the whales stop singing
and the turtles and the serpents no longer hiss.
Seek shelter on the driest of land,
for it is the coming of something far beyond the ken of man.

Deep, deep inside the dark ocean,
in the deepest of the cracks of the world,
lay an ancient horror of unimaginable existence,
so ancient that no man alive knows its true name.

It is not to be fought,
for losing is certain and the consequence terrible.
It is not to be seen,
for its visage so horrible that no mind would keep its sanity.

It cannot be described in the words of man.
How can one describe a deep, black darkness, darker than the night?
How can one describe a sense of hostility so thick that it suffocates?
How can one describe the feeling of falling into a deep, dark pit while standing in its presence?
How can one describe a fear so hopeless, that even death is no escape?
How shall one stand against an existence that cannot be described or imagined?

Take heed this warning.
Run with all your might.
Leave everything behind, your family, your friends, your wealth.
For should you catch the eyes of the great deep pit, there shall be no hope.
 
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PieCoNsUmEr

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She fuses the sperm into one ultra sperm cell, and then that fuses with her egg.
For the female, infertile, and otherwise not quite male enough for sperm, does she just steal their blood, make sperm out of it, than add it to her collection?
 

K5Rakitan

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For the female, infertile, and otherwise not quite male enough for sperm, does she just steal their blood, make sperm out of it, than add it to her collection?
Sure. we'll go with that.
 

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Who here is tired of plain humanoid gods that practically do nothing, and only somewhat unique trait is hair color?
Write what your abnormal god looks like, what they do, and if you want, why?
The gentle god of hunger

All creatures need to eat in some form or another.
All creatures need to sate a thirst in some form or another.
All creatures need to ensure the survival of their family in some form or another.

The gentle god of hunger is a largely formless god made of grey mist, with symbols of food, drinks, and shelter occasionally flickering in and out of existence within its body, its voice is full of worried whispers of people seeking those three things, its true voice being the loudest whisper of all. It is not evil nor a good deity, who seeks to ensure those basic needs of life are met for anyone it meets or leads. It has no interest in wars, politics, or drama, it only seeks to ensure you survive, regardless of your situation.~
 

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See, the problem is if it is AT ALL humanoid, people will try to.... you know what.
I think that gods consisting of singular body parts would be cool, like imagine 8 connected pair of hands, each belonging to different person most likely

Or how about a god that doesn't have a body but is more of a phenomenon, so a god that always appears by cracks forming in a specific fractal shape in surrounding objects, and then moving in unspeakable ways to produce voice, still remnant of the slowly breaking apart reality around you
 
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