Write the most unsavory true introduction o yourself possible

[phaeous]

I am phaeous
bored
lonely
shamelessly arrogant

I don't particularly like you
even if i'm not looking back at you while you read this, i'm still sure.

I love the thought of what you people believe as mere nonreality- the endless fantastical eternal everything- encroaching on this Gaia violently

I am an end in myself



POSTSCRIPT

don't be insincere

°~°​

 

[Syringe]

I like syringes.
If you come to my ward,
I will give you more than just the tip.
Prepare to get syringed,
By my mastery diamond camo syringe.
For I have syringed,
Many before you.

- Syringe, giver of all syringes.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I am a lover of vampiress.
My demeanor here is different from reality.
In real life I am full of shyness.
I have very little social ability.

Still, my friends say I am a kindness bundle.
Even then, I don't like to cuddle.
Physical touch can be scary.
It makes me a little bit wary.

Despite all of this I like blood play.
I will find someone that also enjoys this one day.
She will grab me by her teeth and leave me smitten.
I will love her even more as I get bitten.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

I've outlived almost everyone I've ever loved.
The exceptions are just dying slow painful deaths, eaten away from the inside.
Prisons of their own flesh.
Yet I am very healthy and will most likely live with the memories of those I have lost for decades to come.
My worst nightmare is to never die.
Call me Bob. Everyone does.

 

[bobbuilderbrown]

I've outlived almost everyone I've ever loved.
The exceptions are just dying slow painful deaths, eaten away from the inside.
Prisons of their own flesh.
Yet I am very healthy and will most likely live with the memories of those I have lost for decades to come.
My worst nightmare is to never die.
Call me Bob. Everyone does.

I am bob but if I'm going to do this I'm going to try it for real


I am but a normal human being
yet i have too many faces
fake faces that have made my real face disappear
disappear like my hopes and desires
I act like I am
I'm myself or who I believe myself online and in person
I question reality but only as an escape from my own
I hate myself and yet I love myself
I want to die yet I want to live a good life
I wish the world and everything and everyone wasn't so controversial
I am who I am and I know who I am yet I cant help but wish I was different from who I am
And as I close this off I wish that my mind and body wasn't so messed up

 

[AHopelessWish]

I am hopeless someone who has lost hope
I have danced with death to many times for my age
My every waking moment is agony
May my days please end soon.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

I'm Hans.
That's all.

 

[SailusGebel]

I'm silusgimbel.
That's all.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I'm silusgimbel.
That's all.

Silusgimbel The Nimble Fimble

 

[ArchlordZero]

I am Archlord motherfuckin Zero.
The end.

 

[K5Rakitan]

Hey, do you have a brother? Oh, you have three? I need all four of you in my bedroom right now.

 

[Aaqil]

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

So well spoken.

 

[thetruejacob]

I don't have any original thoughts.
But I post them all anyways.
So instead of thinking,
I can just look up my previous thoughts and post them again

 

[Rhaps]

Lover of technology and machine,
This one is unhinged and has no stop.
Life is too important to be taken seriously,
So I write and make jokes,
Atrocities are my favorite topic,
It is so fun to laugh at death and destruction.
Though in seriousness,
I just don't give a fuck.

 

[georgelee5786]

I'm a douche

 

[greyblob]

i am writing this comment and the person below me is dumb

 

[SailusGebel]

Yes.

 

[CarburetorThompson]

I am a frequent poster on an internet forum dedicated to writing anime stories about men turning into women, gay erotica, and generic medieval fantasy

 

[T.K._Paradox]

When I was young I used swim with my eyes open in mud and eat rock salt.

As a tween I became a hypochondriac and was afraid of random diseases that didn't even exist where I lived and would spit when I was afraid I swallowed a poison.

As a teenager I became extremely socially unaware and would talk at people rather than talking to them, and the only people that I could really hold a conversation with was myself and other weirdos like me.

Finally as my short career as an adult I have random burst of laughter or singing do to intrusive thoughts, oh and I guess I picked up a writing hobby as well.