Writing Prompt: Childhood rivalry suddenly becomes intimate

[SomeGuy]

Okay guys, writing prompt of the century right here.

Saitama from One Punch Man, and Jerry Sienfield are both roommates, both being rivals from a young age after having a dispute over their favourite My Hero Acadamia fandom ships. Saitama is a big Deku x Bakugo fan while Jerry Sienfield is sending Isayama death threats to push Bakugo X Kirishima.

Suddenly, as they're watching Matt Patt's latest Game Theory Episode calculating the girth and width of Luigi's private parts, Lightning McQueen enters their house with a kitchen knife.

Both Saitama and Jerry Sienfield must defend themselves from this menacing new threat, bonding over their time together developing into a passionate romance.


I hope to see your wonderful creations from this masterpiece of a writing prompt starter.

 

[Lloyd]

Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahaha good one! I cant wait.

 

[BenJepheneT]

hey guys, what if [meme character] and [meme characters] does [common surface layer internet trend] and [quirky humor] and [random shit] on [famous youtube show] doing [sex joke] of [Nintendo character]

and brooooo what if they have SEX man like legit two [meme characters] having SEX

 

[Lloyd]

hey guys, what if [meme character] and [meme characters] does [common surface layer internet trend] and [quirky humor] and [random shit] on [famous youtube show] doing [sex joke] of [Nintendo character]

and brooooo what if they have SEX man like legit two [meme characters] having SEX

This is the unironic equivalent of genocide.

 

[SomeGuy]

hey guys, what if [meme character] and [meme characters] does [common surface layer internet trend] and [quirky humor] and [random shit] on [famous youtube show] doing [sex joke] of [Nintendo character]

and brooooo what if they have SEX man like legit two [meme characters] having SEX

It’s too sad I’m literally incredibly brain dead to actually enjoy reading something like this

 

[BenJepheneT]

This is the unironic equivalent of genocide.

 

[K5Rakitan]

hey guys, what if [meme character] and [meme characters] does [common surface layer internet trend] and [quirky humor] and [random shit] on [famous youtube show] doing [sex joke] of [Nintendo character]

and brooooo what if they have SEX man like legit two [meme characters] having SEX

I don't watch enough TV to know who these people are, so thanks for the clarification!

 

[Lord_Drakonus]

 

[LinXueLian]

Ehhh

But why can't they have a threesome with Lightning McQueen, who's a TodoBaku shipper??

 

[ElliePorter]

But why can't they have a threesome with Lightning McQueen,

Eh, even I wouldnt have sex with a car though...

 

[LinXueLian]

Eh, even I wouldnt have sex with a car though...

Oh lala? So I'm the only one here who has read Transformers porn?? The ones featuring exhaust pipes?

 

[ElliePorter]

Oh lala? So I'm the only one here who has read Transformers porn?? The ones featuring exhaust pipes?

Dont tell me that it is also BL? And optimus honks his horn as he moans

 

[AliceShiki]

hey guys, what if [meme character] and [meme characters] does [common surface layer internet trend] and [quirky humor] and [random shit] on [famous youtube show] doing [sex joke] of [Nintendo character]

and brooooo what if they have SEX man like legit two [meme characters] having SEX

Gotta say I loved your rewrite of the OP's first post~