Wrong type of apocalypse

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Bloody? how?
 

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...I assume you spilled a little wine then.

Also, mirrors do nothing to vampires.
Nah. They would not reflect images if they are a vampire. As a side note, having UV floodlights for night could replace the use of the sun. Now vampires fear even a flashlight...
 

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Just surround your entire land with an artificial river. Vampires can’t cross running water.

Edit: Just realized, this would basically be Owari no Seraph. What if you combined Owari no Seraph with Shingeki no Kyojin and replace the wall with a river? I feel like this would probably sell pretty well. Sexualize the hell out of it and bam, you’ve probably shit out a golden goose.
 
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Yes. Or even better, you can make a human/blood farm. Make the vampires learn that they will get more food if they stay by humans then when they attack humans.
That is Blade 3's plot

Technically the moonlight is weakened/ reflected sunlight, so how are the vamps completely immune is out of my head.

Ps. Morning is my BFF, time for some medieval witchhunt.

Pps I will double my effort to hunt if they happen to be sparkly.
 
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For your whole life, you have been preparing for a zombie apocalypse.
You hoard guns.
You hammer nails to bats.
You learn to accurately throw stones in case bullets run out.
You learn karate and the art of ripping hands off.
You make a bunker which can contain 120 people for 120 days.

But when the apocalypse rolls in, turns out, it is a vampire apocalypse.
Vampires are not affected by bullets, stones or martial arts, they are too strong for that.

They regenerate too!

Not to mention, vampires look exactly like humans.

Vampires also have a keen sense of smell so they can track your bunker. Even though your door is made of reinforced steel, nothing two or three vampires can't do, unlike zombies which just keep walking into it and give up, hence keeping even hundreds out.


What do you do to, you know, survive and become a hero.
Become the next blade
 

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For your whole life, you have been preparing for a zombie apocalypse.
You hoard guns.
You hammer nails to bats.
You learn to accurately throw stones in case bullets run out.
You learn karate and the art of ripping hands off.
You make a bunker which can contain 120 people for 120 days.

But when the apocalypse rolls in, turns out, it is a vampire apocalypse.
Vampires are not affected by bullets, stones or martial arts, they are too strong for that.

They regenerate too!

Not to mention, vampires look exactly like humans.

Vampires also have a keen sense of smell so they can track your bunker. Even though your door is made of reinforced steel, nothing two or three vampires can't do, unlike zombies which just keep walking into it and give up, hence keeping even hundreds out.


What do you do to, you know, survive and become a hero.
Become vampire, destroy humanity, be lauded as the hero of the new master race for the rest of eternity


On that note, I once read an arc in a story where human sperms mutated and ran amok, almost destroying humanity. Despite the absurdity, it was a fun read
 

BackWoodsJ_ACK

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Rather than bring a hero, I'd be your neighborhood underground garlic dealer. What you need? That dank strong enough to kill vampires, aka, OG garlic? Or do you need some of that soft hittin garlic that'll only drive back vampires, that bubblegum garlic?

From the entrance to the exit of my bunker, I got them garlic pounds!

Not to mention, I'm a holy man. All my crops are grown with holy water, giving your garlic some holiness and adding kick to your blood if you're unfortunately taken.

Do I have nothing but garlic you may ask? Is it safe to meet up?

Of course it is!

At the entrance of my bunker is a UV blacklight and on the off chance a vampire tries to sneak in into my bunker, the boomstick filled with garlic and blessed silver pellets are waiting.

Also, I stay packing.

I keep that lumberjack axe made with silver and forged with holy water by my side at all times and I keep a stake and garlic spray in my sleeve as back up.

As for where can you get my source of blessed silver and holy water, I can't tell you that. I'm their client and I'm under a strict NDA.

But just know, I'm in deep with the churches.

So while I may not be a hero in the truest sense, I'm a major player in your safety.
 

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Nothing. I'm Italian. I have so much garlic in my regular diet that the vampires will leave me alone.

Oh, right, this was about becoming the hero. Not just surviving. Ok, in that case, to become the hero I will open a restaurant.

My culture has been prepared for this apocalypses for 2,000 years!
Rather than bring a hero, I'd be your neighborhood underground garlic dealer. What you need? That dank strong enough to kill vampires, aka, OG garlic? Or do you need some of that soft hittin garlic that'll only drive back vampires, that bubblegum garlic?

Oh, you must be talking about some Greek cooking! The one ethnic group that uses MORE garlic than Italian cooking. Get you some Toum (a type of garlic paste you dip peta bread into) and weaponize it! Sounds like a freaking plan!
 
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PhillisCreziles

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For your whole life, you have been preparing for a zombie apocalypse.
You hoard guns.
You hammer nails to bats.
You learn to accurately throw stones in case bullets run out.
You learn karate and the art of ripping hands off.
You make a bunker which can contain 120 people for 120 days.

But when the apocalypse rolls in, turns out, it is a vampire apocalypse.
Vampires are not affected by bullets, stones or martial arts, they are too strong for that.

They regenerate too!

Not to mention, vampires look exactly like humans.

Vampires also have a keen sense of smell so they can track your bunker. Even though your door is made of reinforced steel, nothing two or three vampires can't do, unlike zombies which just keep walking into it and give up, hence keeping even hundreds out.


What do you do to, you know, survive and become a hero.
I would go and build a hut-sized church or something. Although I know that it most likely will not do much.
 

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For your whole life, you have been preparing for a zombie apocalypse.
You hoard guns.
You hammer nails to bats.
You learn to accurately throw stones in case bullets run out.
You learn karate and the art of ripping hands off.
You make a bunker which can contain 120 people for 120 days.

But when the apocalypse rolls in, turns out, it is a vampire apocalypse.
Vampires are not affected by bullets, stones or martial arts, they are too strong for that.

They regenerate too!

Not to mention, vampires look exactly like humans.

Vampires also have a keen sense of smell so they can track your bunker. Even though your door is made of reinforced steel, nothing two or three vampires can't do, unlike zombies which just keep walking into it and give up, hence keeping even hundreds out.


What do you do to, you know, survive and become a hero.
Study, experiment, and improve upon whatever discoveries have been made. Install some high endurance cords for the powerful spotlights on that bunker and make certain they have UV bulbs screwed in if that is what resulted in killing a vamp. Stuff like that. Try things out and upgrade everything that already exists. Like martial arts is still useful if you douse yourself in blessed holy water. Oh, and, if these are more traditional vampires, just don't invite anyone into your bunker. :blob_sir:

Learning is the best angle in tackling this "wrong" apocalypse.
 
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Ally with the werewolves. An enemy's enemy is a friend for now.
Just don't trust them a completely 100% though. Leave some open room for yourself.

Or, kinda reminds me of Strain and the Vampire Dairies and whatnot...kill the original vampire so the following vampires that they sire will also perish.

Agree with the bunker option. And have many UV lights where possible (but not too much you don't want radiation for your skin.)
 

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For your whole life, you have been preparing for a zombie apocalypse.
You hoard guns.
You hammer nails to bats.
You learn to accurately throw stones in case bullets run out.
You learn karate and the art of ripping hands off.
You make a bunker which can contain 120 people for 120 days.

But when the apocalypse rolls in, turns out, it is a vampire apocalypse.
Vampires are not affected by bullets, stones or martial arts, they are too strong for that.

They regenerate too!

Not to mention, vampires look exactly like humans.

Vampires also have a keen sense of smell so they can track your bunker. Even though your door is made of reinforced steel, nothing two or three vampires can't do, unlike zombies which just keep walking into it and give up, hence keeping even hundreds out.


What do you do to, you know, survive and become a hero.
Hold it! Why are you nailing bats? That's animal cruelty. Unless it's for science, but you still can't do it if the bats are still alive. It's not their fault that the virus spread.

Vampires? No worries. We got Boku no Pico. Make their dicks engorged with blood and cut them up. Or you could do like the Winchesters, lop off their heads while they're watching porn.

Besides, there's a reason why vampire apocalypse is not realistic. Bram Stoker's vampires need humans for sustenance. If they kill too many humans, they will starve. Unlike zombies, vampires have self-preservation instincts. Sure, humans will be slaves of the vampires, but aren't we already slaves of vampires now? What difference would it make? You're just exchanging one master for another.

If a beautiful, sexy, hot and curvacious vampire lady with long beautiful legs were to collar Ai-chan though, Ai-chan will be happy to woof and munch the carpet.
 
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