You ever just read those r-18 scenes where the dude is like

patbateman123x

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Holyshit her vagina has molded into the shape of my penis .
I am like : Fr man? What is this ? Chocolate?
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I've never read that, but, i have seen it hentai and doujin.
 

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I've read that so many times in hentai, and to this day I still have no clue whats going through the author's mind when writing that. Like, I can suspend my disbelief for a lot of things, but that specific thing just makes me wonder how that would even work.
 

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It’s an overused line in something I don’t ever personally watch like ever and would know nothing about, but it’s part of the same group that think bigger is better lol

In real life it hurts like hell if it’s too big inside. Sex realistically shouldn’t be similar to giving birth 😂
 

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Don't they realise they're roughly the same shape anyway, it's not like there's any adjustments needed like an orange going into a banana and certainly no moulding it's not art class
 

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Also when they say they last for hours and hours... Friend, stop 20 minutes of maximum effort from looking like garbage
 

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Imagine reading a manga where they utilize the Capri Sun method of losing one's virginity that is somehow believed by some less than mentally capable people.
 

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I am like : Fr man? What is this ? Chocolate?

I've read that so many times in hentai, and to this day I still have no clue whats going through the author's mind when writing that. Like, I can suspend my disbelief for a lot of things, but that specific thing just makes me wonder how that would even work.

I think it has a lot to do with the fragility of the target audience and the stupid as hell concept of "tightness" that went as far as spawning medical horrors like the husband stich.

If it's shaped like the man, it's claimed by the man, and of course because 90% of a woman in some people's worlds is just her vagina, it means that the man practically owns the woman and no one else can ever sleep with her because his key is now the only match for her lock.

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I understand that the power of objectification can be a turn on, but when you stretch it that far it only makes people who've actually done the deed, or are not entranced enough by whatever visual/sensory spectacle is going on to not think about the mechanics of what they just read (spontaneous lactationgasms anyone?) totally lose their investment in the scene.

Of course there could be some word connotations and social mores that work better in Japanese than English that makes this less repugnant than it sounds and given that the visual spectacle is better and the expected quality for manga/hentai dialogue are leagues below expectations for novels, it tends to work better there, or at least it's more forgivable.

For all ya'll soon-to-be-lovers out there, if it's excessively tight, you might be hurting your ladyfriend. If she says "you're too big" or "your splitting me apart" or "it hurts" and she hasn't communicated to you that she likes that kind of play you fucking stop, something's wrong.
 
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For all ya'll soon-to-be-lovers out there, if it's excessively tight, you might be hurting your ladyfriend. If she says "you're too big" or "your splitting me apart" or "it hurts" and she hasn't communicated to you that she likes that kind of play you fucking stop, something's wrong.
This is quickly becoming a sex-ed forum, I love it.

Hentai/Manga/other kinds of pornography has ruined a lot of peoples expectations, lactationgasms and...I wanna keep this somewhat sfw, high pressure flowage, is not realistic at all. If she's bleeding on her first time, stop, you should have more foreplay, as it's not always supposed to be like that. If it's hurting you, it's probably hurting your partner as well. And if you've been going at it for the past half hour, and your partner is feeling pain or discomfort from staying in the same position, take a break and get back to it after a bit more foreplay, change positions too. And, again being pretty sfw here, if someone doesn't reach the climax of their part of the story, it's okay, it's probably a mental barrier and don't beat yourself up too much about it. Also, something that really gets looked past, communicate with your partner about what they want and what they don't want, and any doubts you or them may have.
 

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its even worse when they are sticking it in the asshole!
the mc : "It's such a beautiful hole . It's tastes so good " *whiffs a sniff*
Me : are u sure it doesn't stink man?
 
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its even worse when they are sticking it in the asshole!
the mc : "It's such a beautiful hole . It's tastes so good " *whiffs a sniff*
Me : are u sure it doesn't stink man?
To be fair, if your asshole is properly cleaned it should taste like skin and smell like nothing in particular.
 
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