You ever just read those r-18 scenes where the dude is like

beast_regards

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Did you just read the hentai-inspired web novel and expected anatomically correct sex? Why are you doing it to yourself?
 

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Imagine reading a manga where they utilize the Capri Sun method of losing one's virginity that is somehow believed by some less than mentally capable people.
What... the ever living fuck... is the capri sun method?
 

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What... the ever living fuck... is the capri sun method?
I don't know. But I am did like this juice ...
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So I went to Rule 34 XXX, typed "Dragon" and I think I am now educated on Capri-Sun Method.
 

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What... the ever living fuck... is the capri sun method?
Basically, It's this weird thing where a couple of young fanfic writers who didn't understand anything about female virginity assumed that all vagina's had a protective seal that needed to be punctured by a penis like a straw to a Capri sun pouch in order for them to lose their virginity.
 

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Basically, It's this weird thing where a couple of young fanfic writers who didn't understand anything about female virginity assumed that all vagina's had a protective seal that needed to be punctured by a penis like a straw to a Capri sun pouch in order for them to lose their virginity.
That's boring. I like my method better. I going back to search for dragon porn. Even if it isn't how lizard reproduction works, it is still more amusing than the complaints.
 

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Basically, It's this weird thing where a couple of young fanfic writers who didn't understand anything about female virginity assumed that all vagina's had a protective seal that needed to be punctured by a penis like a straw to a Capri sun pouch in order for them to lose their virginity.
I know more now then I once did, but I am not a happier man for this.
 
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