"Don't you get it!? This is the pinnacle of all hammers! The ultimate power no human could manage to tame before!"
"We still can't tame it. I bet when you power it up, it'll just cause more damage to yourself than any do anything to help."
"Nonsense! More speed means more power! More power means the skulls cave more easily! Skulls caving more easily means that everything is easier! Therefore, it will be a more helpful hammer!"
"That's some pretty flawed reasoning--"
"Now, watch as I make history!"
VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR--
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! I CAN FEEL THE POWER! BOW BEFORE ME, FOOLISH MORTALS!"
"Oh dear god."
"YES, PUNY HUMAN! WITH THIS HAMMER, I HAVE NOW STEPPED INTO THE REALM OF GODHOOD! NOW, BEHOLD MY GREAT HAMMER STRIKE!"
"No, don't--"
BOOM!
"..."
"..."
"Well, shit."