Your baby babbles "I hab mehmories fwum a pwevious life"

[phaeous]

How do you & your sexual partner react to this sight?​

 

[TsumiHokiro]

Oh... really?

 

[Tyranomaster]

"Prove it coward."

 

[owotrucked]

which truck sent you

 

[Sleds]

How old are you mentally? Depending of your answer you need to pay a rent.

 

[Jerynboe]

Ok (affectionate nickname redacted). Why the actual fuck are you ripping diapers directly off your ass and insisting on watching the same 5 Sesame Street clips on loop then?

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

which truck sent you

"It was the manufacturer! Mac sends his regards." *Truck-kun gets shot with high voltage tasers*

 

[VeryConcernedSigh]

How do you & your sexual partner react to this sight?​

gotta make sure to go into its settings and hit the reset to factory settings button

 

[sanitylimited]

i'm not going to die just so you can lewd your mother guilt free

 

[HelloHound]

alright kiddo, are any of the memories applicable or are you just going to have a very uncomfortable childhood?

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Oh course you do, oh spawn of mine.

And you will need those memories as I am about to dump you into the evolution pit along with all the other spawn.

Only one will be allowed to leave.

GOOD LUCK! Daddy is rooting for you!

*punt*

 

[Tempokai]

Honey, remember to check the baby's skills menu for any overpowered abilities from that previous life!

 

[Corty]

JACKPOT BABY!


Son… listen to Daddy! Bring home a ton of loot and pretty women for your old man. Thx, GL, have fun!

 

[Kalliel]

''Bro, now I'm sure you have hidden talents, so keep them hidden. I'm trying to have a normal child here for God's sake.'' Is what I would say.

Now, for my (nonexistent) partner:

''I feel like we're going to be killed off for this one's character development.''

 

[BearlyAlive]

Of course, you do, my dear. Now eat your veggies. And if you ever have any revolutionary ideas please show them to your mommy. But eat your veggies first.

 

[TenderHuman]

How do you & your sexual partner react to this sight?​

In the words of Patrick Bateman: Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it

 

[MintiLime]

Step One: Pray over the child. Sprinkle baby with holy water, get them a sterling silver blessed bracelet with inscribed runes/blessings/prayers.

Step Two: Observe for isekai type reactions like “that stupid deity put me into this body” or “I will reclaim my title as archmage”

Step Three: Offer baby means to communicate, such as typing on an ipad.

Step Four: React to any messages with acceptance. Do not question the baby.

Step Five: Buy as many self help books as possible to deal with possible trauma from the past life.

Step Six: Raise in loving family with plenty of storybooks, movie nights, and family game times as possible, all while doing survival training. Me and S.O. will learn sword fighting, fencing, archery, shooting, etc. No way am I going to be the helpless mother kidnapped to threaten the super powered baby.

 

[BouncyCactus]

Generous of you to assume that I would have a partner...

"Hm...Not fucking intoxicated enough for this convo...First, house rule, do not fucking go and act on your own. Dunno whatever world, or life you life before, but this world ain't built for kiddos like you to explore willy-nilly. Got that? Second, you will not be skipping class, not one bit. I don't care if you know everything the system has to offer, I am not doing all that paperwork, and being scrutinized by the news station. Lastly, if you got anything fucking magical or outta this world, let me know, no hiding behind my back. You will not burn down my house to practice one of those fancy pyromancy craps. Crystal??"

 

[Anon2024]

No more boobs for you, drink from bottle.