Your Pickup Lines

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Since we can't necro a thread, was wondering pickup lines. The best, the cringiest...
 

Agentt

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Let me tell you mine

"Girl, I might be small, true, but you are smaller, and that makes everything nice"
Context: We are talking about levels in RPG

"Wow, your goo looks so weird"
Context: Talking about user interface (GUI)

"Pick me up at 6"
Context: Got a dare to confess to a girl

"Aw, little bear is jealous. Come here"
*gives hugs*
Context: Look below
 
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Let me tell you mine

"Girl, I might be small, true, but you are smaller, and that makes everything nice"
Context: We are talking about levels in RPG

"Wow, your goo looks so weird"
Context: Talking about user interface (GUI)

"Pick me up at 6"
Context: Got a dare to confess to a girl
Confess! Spill the beans!
Who is the one? 👀:blob_popcorn::blob_cookie:
 

Joyeuse

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Pickup lines huh, well I'm no good at it, no surprise "Say, you wanna hang out later?" Is probably my best?

I mean I'm not gonna go full cheddar and say stuff like "huh how interesting, are my eyes failing me or is this an angel I am seeing?" Nope, no good
 

Kilolo

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"I saw the title of the book you read the other day, so I look it up and try to read it. It was interesting"
 

Cossimeri

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"I am smol, wanna cuddle me?"

<3 works every time. This is how I obtained a cuddle harem of nearly a dozen girls and enbies.
 

ArcadiaBlade

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Can I take a picture of you? Since I want to keep a picture of a girl who stole my heart.

Have you played a video game before? Because i think that you just cheat your way into my heart.

Are you close with god? Since I thought he had sent an angel next to me.

Do you watch anime? I just wanna ask if you want to have an equivalent change with me.

Ugh.... Can you help me? It seems that a beauty walked by I was wondering if I can ask her number. Oh, nevermind, it seems that I found someone more beautiful.
 

Paul_Tromba

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I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around, and dessert you
I don't do pick up lines, only 18th century insults.

Was your mother a horse breeder? Because your face looks kind of long.
 

AliceShiki

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"I like you.
"I've had a crush on you for years now."

That was how my boyfriend started his confession to me... Nvm pickup lines, it was just a direct confession to a friend, and it worked~

Pickup lines are a bit too... Out there to me~
I like blunt honesty more~
 
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