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The D&D Quiz in one of the threads today gave me the result that is similar to my role in every Team Game I played:

I'm a Cleric/Healer/Battlefield Support/Camp Mama

I've been doing math...
In a story I like, the humans need to kill [5 x their level] enemies at their same level to level up.

Theoretically, this means that a human would need to kill 5 humans to reach level 2.
A level two human would need to kill 10 level 2 humans- each of which had to kill 5 humans to get where they are.
This means that 60 humans had to die for one to reach level 3...

Most internet jokes and punchlines revolve around race, sex and stupidity.

A recurring side character in the show I'm watching just died.

Today I learned that blursed means both blessed and cursed

A nice vanilla shake

Meow meow meow

>Petting the puppy today for doing a good job pooping outside
>The little shit sneezed on my palm three times

Okay, I should take a bath

I've been watching this video on repeat as of late ^-^

Knights in Shining Armor are the living embodiment of "No one asked for you".

Bad Person!!!

May your mind be purged of intrusive thoughts and emerge well done and clean from toxicity.

Kikky, come here aaa
*snuggles*
Q.Q
Why don't I have a girlfriend yet!

*pat pat pat*
We still love you.

Nice.

Kid came down with fever and had two naps yesterday. Went to bed late, woke up early, peed in his potty, vomited immediately after peeing, so thankfully it was in the bathroom and easy to clean up, sipped a little water, drank a lot of my milk, ate a few crackers, drank more of my milk, still had low-grade fever but was otherwise his usual self.

Howdy!