SHF High-school Fanfic

[Nahrenne]

Finally someone gets it

*huggles comrade*

I saw the names and immediately added it to the list I will watch in the nearest future

I really do hope you enjoy it when you do watch it

yay!! I love talking about movies! My gf sadly was completely out of the look with the mainstream, so she basically haven't seen anything and I can't talk with her about this

*huggles*

Angelina is a legend. It's almost impossible to top her in that role.

It's like the character was created for her to play.

I never read the book Should probably do it eventually

I've heard the book is far more graphic.
Like how, when they die right before becoming vampires, their bowels let loose so they wake up covered in its contents.

A far cry from how the film portrayed those parts.

Okay, okay, I'll think of something.
*lies you on the ground*
*takes out first-aid help book, starts reading it frantically*
Lift their legs- loosen the tie and the belt-

*lies with legs raised up and clothes loosened*

Oh... Did it work?

*weakly opens eyes*
H-Huh?
...What happened?
*looks at you and sees you with my legs in your hands raised up and my clothes loosened*
'-'
Are we getting hot and sweaty again?

*cough context cough*

???

X

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

…
You should know the value of my hair. You were there when Danny cut it, right?

I do, but subversion of expectations got me in a twist.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*lies with legs raised up and clothes loosened*

*weakly opens eyes*
H-Huh?
...What happened?
*looks at you and sees you with my legs in your hands raised up and my clothes loosened*
'-'
Are we getting hot and sweaty again?

???

X

You're alive!
*huggles carefully*
I thought I strangled you! Dear Stalin that was scary.
And no, we're not getting hot and sweaty.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Yay!!!!! It was beautifully chaotic!

Congratulations, Ane-San!
I'm so glad I could witness this chaotic event and even have the honor of officiating it for my wonderful big sister.
I'm one lucky chocolate.

 

[Nahrenne]

You're alive!
*huggles carefully*
I thought I strangled you! Dear Stalin that was scary.
And no, we're not getting hot and sweaty.

Oh, okay.
'-'
*huggles you back*
Why are my clothes like this?
And why were you holding my legs?


X

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*huggles comrade*

yay! huggles!

I really do hope you enjoy it when you do watch it

I'll let you know my impressions once I do

*huggles*

yay! more huggles

It's like the character was created for her to play.

It really was

I've heard the book is far more graphic.
Like how, when they die right before becoming vampires, their bowels let loose so they wake up covered in its contents.

A far cry from how the film portrayed those parts.

Ohhh... Interesting. Not a fan of this kind of graphic stuff, but I'm still tempted to try

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

At least we are now officially a family. @Azure_Fog is now my Sister-in-law and your granddaughter!

... Daughter, not granddaughter. Midnight and Pixy just call me a babushka because... Because.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Congratulations, Ane-San!
I'm so glad I could witness this chaotic event and even have the honor of officiating it for my wonderful big sister.
I'm one lucky chocolate.

I am proud of all of you! My daughter getting... err... symbiot-ed? And my son! Conducting such a nice ceremony!
Azure, welcome to the family.

 

[MidnightFox]

I do not have eyes, but sure.
*changes limbs around every time they become too damaged, shoots out the bones into your clones and your real self to destroy them*

As i do not possess a physical body and my clones being made of shadows this attack is ignored

*the bones of the dead god of greed absorb any and all energy*

Uses any blood that feel into our surroundings to make weapons and launches them at you as a distraction fades out of existence

*takes out the hair that Azure gave me*
What did Ssemouy say? Ah, yes. IN SOVIET RUSSIA, REALITY BENDS YOU!
*uses the hair as a medium to channel Azure's powers, bringing out copies of myself to the battle*

Coming back into existence using codes to manipulate reality to collapse on you

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Congratulations, Ane-San!
I'm so glad I could witness this chaotic event and even have the honor of officiating it for my wonderful big sister.
I'm one lucky chocolate.

Thank you Matcha-kun! It was a beautiful webbing Eldritch chaotic ceremony! I'm so happy that it was none other but you who carried it out for us

I am proud of all of you! My daughter getting... err... symbiot-ed?

Sounds like I just turned into Venom

And my son! Conducting such a nice ceremony!
Azure, welcome to the family.

Yay!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Oh, okay.
'-'
*huggles you back*
Why are my clothes like this?
And why were you holding my legs?


X

I... kinda hugged you too hard and you passed out from lack of oxygen. The book said that you need to put a person on the ground and... well, it doesn't matter anymore, the main thing is that you're okay.

 

[Nahrenne]

I... kinda hugged you too hard and you passed out from lack of oxygen. The book said that you need to put a person on the ground and... well, it doesn't matter anymore, the main thing is that you're okay.

'o'
You're so strong.

X

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Fine~ I guess I have Danny’s heart and she still has hers at the same time and also my heart…

Now then, Danny~
*drags to bedroom*
Let’s have some fun~

What about the party part of the ceremony?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Congratulations, Ane-San!
I'm so glad I could witness this chaotic event and even have the honor of officiating it for my wonderful big sister.
I'm one lucky chocolate.

Mmmm chocolate

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

... Daughter, not granddaughter. Midnight and Pixy just call me a babushka because... Because.

So, Mama?

I am proud of all of you! My daughter getting... err... symbiot-ed? And my son! Conducting such a nice ceremony!
Azure, welcome to the family.

Welcome to the family, @Azure_Fog !

Thank you Matcha-kun! It was a beautiful webbing Eldritch chaotic ceremony! I'm so happy that it was none other but you who carried it out for us

*huggles*

It couldn't have unfolded any differently...

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Mmmm chocolate

You can eat me if you want~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

So, Mama?

Welcome to the family, @Azure_Fog !

*huggles*

It couldn't have unfolded any differently...

And to think that my Rootling slept through all of it ....

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

What about the party part of the ceremony?

*makes it rain chocolates for everyone*









*is drained*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

As i do not possess a physical body and my clones being made of shadows this attack is ignored

Uses any blood that feel into our surroundings to make weapons and launches them at you as a distraction fades out of existence

Coming back into existence using codes to manipulate reality to collapse on you

*stops moving*
*all the limbs are gone, nothing remains, there's only empty space where Russian used to be, he's nowhere to be found*
*you hear a whisper in your ear*
That was unpleasant.
*turning around you see seversl SRB's in his human body, but with some additions, he has a fox tail and ears*
You may not have a body, but you do have a soul.
*one SRB starts shining with the power of a star, another draws a ritualistic-looking pentagram in the air*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*makes it rain chocolates for everyone*









*is drained*

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!! Chocolate rain!!!!!!!!!

*restores Matcha's energy*
No passing out so early little bro that's a whole night of partying ahead of us