If the story you are writing turns into a food, what will it be?

[Detective_Quack]

Will the person who ate your story die from diabetes with how sweet it is? Or will they have explosive diarrhoea with how spicy it is ? Or will they become an eldritch monstrosity which is doomed to make an expression of cringe for all of eternity?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Fast food. Nuggets with cheese sauce and cola. It's good, but it's still fastfood.

 

[Heavenlycapybara]

Probably a juicy type, with an unexplainable taste and aphrodisiac effect.

 

[Corty]

Your mom's cooking.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Your mom's cooking.

Free when you're a kid and a rare delicacy when you're older?

 

[kokiboki]

Will the person who ate your story die from diabetes with how sweet it is? Or will they have explosive diarrhoea with how spicy it is ? Or will they become an eldritch monstrosity which is doomed to make an expression of cringe for all of eternity?

Melted ice-cream, It will give diarrhea

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Will the person who ate your story die from diabetes with how sweet it is? Or will they have explosive diarrhoea with how spicy it is ? Or will they become an eldritch monstrosity which is doomed to make an expression of cringe for all of eternity?

Different dishes, coz it's always an adventure.

 

[Corty]

Free when you're a kid and a rare delicacy when you're older?

Yes.

 

[ArchlordZero]

A chaotic mix of churros, blueberry smoothie, barbecue sauce, A5 Wagyu steak, and pistachio ice cream.

 

[Insomniologist]

Slightly undercooked buffalo chicken.
Undercooked because I’m a terrible author, buffalo chicken because I eat that sh*t up.

 

[LilRora]

I think it'll be an existential crisis.

 

[BernKatstel]

Golden pizza

 

[Tempokai]

Those fancy "deconstructed" dishes that look good but taste the same as normal ones, an entire menu

 

[CupcakeNinja]

Will the person who ate your story die from diabetes with how sweet it is? Or will they have explosive diarrhoea with how spicy it is ? Or will they become an eldritch monstrosity which is doomed to make an expression of cringe for all of eternity?

Gumbo. Its savory, sexy, and has fucking everything in that bitch

 

[WinterTimeCrime]

Something rotten and grotesque, with clumps of human innards.

 

[RiaCorvidiva]

Dragonfire - steak. Rare

Lysette - custard. If you know, you know.

 

[doravg]

Well, I'd go with cheese bread buns, because the chapter are just 1k long and I am writing about a bunch of 15 year olds with big dreams, so I just feel good writing about them.

Have a nice day!

 

[TransCatGirl]

cheese, because the moon (aka protagonist) is made out of cheese.

 

[TotallyHuman]

Astronaut paste with small metal needles in it, just as God intended

 

[Lloyd]

Pizza. Anything can become a pizza.