Oh snap

[doravg]

You can laugh react on mobile. Just hold the like button for a bit.

Thanks! By the way, the horoscope was right. I ended up calling clients. One old granny told me that I was a good woman!

 

[doravg]

So, today's horoscope said I will be calm and harmonizing with myself. Also, that I should remain calm while I bullshit people who try to make me angry or nervous.

But it also said I will have a big success today, which I should share to multiply the joy in the world. Personally, I will be happy if the success is something like no one yelling at me during calls. XD

 

[GoodPerson]

My horoscope has been pretty spot on lately. And today in it was written that diplomacy will be of the utmost importance today.

And I am like:

You mean bullshitting, right? I can do bullshitting!

Just for fun, (I read my horoscope just for laughs) what is written in your horoscope?

What's a horoscope, sis?

 

[doravg]

What's a horoscope, sis?

The mad drivels of someone, who thinks that the stars in the night sky have any effect on us. https://www.horoscope.com/us/index.aspx You can check out your in here. Normally, I do it just for laughs. XD

 

[melchi]

Though, keep in mind that asking someone about their sign is a pickup line.

 

[GoodPerson]

The mad drivels of someone, who thinks that the stars in the night sky have any effect on us. https://www.horoscope.com/us/index.aspx You can check out your in here. Normally, I do it just for laughs. XD

So, zodiacs?

Me, who believes in god:

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Today's horoscope:

Spoiler: Horoscope

If you're feeling needy today, you might consider seeking counsel from others, Gemini. Close partners might make light of the situation, so if you're looking for deep metaphysical advice, you might want to look elsewhere. Most of all, pamper yourself with some relaxing downtime. This day is well suited for playing board games, watching a movie, or reading the latest edition of your favorite magazine.

 

[GoodPerson]

Today's horoscope:

Spoiler: Horoscope

If you're feeling needy today, you might consider seeking counsel from others, Gemini. Close partners might make light of the situation, so if you're looking for deep metaphysical advice, you might want to look elsewhere. Most of all, pamper yourself with some relaxing downtime. This day is well suited for playing board games, watching a movie, or reading the latest edition of your favorite magazine.

Sociology teachers:

"Seek help. Seriously, seek help."

Gamers:

"What's a grass? I only see Steam workshop for modding and countless hours to play."

 

[TheEldritchGod]

What does this suppoose to meann

Okay, I'm gonna be perfectly honest here... First Impressions?
This sounds like a Horoscope written by a P'd'file.

Spoiler: The Breakdown

This is likely to be a day geared to fulfilling the needs of family.

*Molest your children*

Lesser persons would resent the obligation, but not you, Libra.

"Lesser persons" = Your child.
"resent" = Beg you to stop.
"But not you" = You're gonna ignore their screams.

You have a nurturing spirit.

""""""Nurturing"""""""

As long as you feel appreciated, you're happy to go the extra mile (or two).

"As long as you feel appreciated" = Lie to yourself and say they wanted it.
"Go the extra mile" = Gaslight your victim.

You can expect to feel loved by those around you.

Get love bombed as you Join my cult.

You have a willing, giving nature, and it shows in your aura like a beacon for all to see.

I'm just evil and I'm gonna encourage other people to be evil too by writing this twisted horoscope.

Someone appreciate my existence pls

You have good instincts to suspect that something was wrong with this horoscope. I would avoid that website like the plague.