I changed my mind. I want to become a beverage magnate. Water, soda, alcohol, you name it, if it is a beverage, I'm in on it. And when I die, I shall have it revealed that one gram of my piss were in 1 out of 100 beverages. I'll laugh all the way to hell
I'll be very famous to be the first one to discover how to breath with both mouth and nose at the same time consistently