Let's settle this Steak Debate with a poll. (Final)

What's the best way to cook steak.

  • Rare

    Votes: 1 2.2%
  • Medium Rare

    Votes: 16 34.8%
  • Medium

    Votes: 9 19.6%
  • Medium Well

    Votes: 5 10.9%
  • Well Done

    Votes: 15 32.6%

  • Total voters
    46

TheMonotonePuppet

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So, what's the best cooking for a steak.
@Prince_Azmiran_Myrian
We are going to ask for the Scribble Hub Denizens for the answer.
@Paul_Tromba @georgelee5786 I summon thee to vote against the well dones.
Well done. Anything below that makes me nervous and queasy.

All I can think are the parasites.

The worms that wiggle and bite your gut, worm parts leaking out your ass.
The cysts that form in your head, fatally ending you.
The diarrhea-causing bacterium that cause both ends to erupt.
 

TheMonotonePuppet

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I will allow you to eat synthetic or fake meat raw, because there's no amount of heat that will make those Well Done.
Black bean veggie burger patties. (Impossible black bean sausage patties, are a no go though)
Veggie buffalo wings.
Vegan breaded chik'n tenders and patties in general
Not synthetic sausage. No synthetic sausage. NEVER synthetic sausage.
Vegan chik'n patties.
Don't eat the vegan chicken strips. Like low-quality tofu+rubber.
If you eat your steak Well Done, you need to rethink your life choices.
Well done. Anything below that makes me nervous and queasy.

All I can think are the parasites.

The worms that wiggle and bite your gut, worm parts leaking out your ass.
The cysts that form in your head, fatally ending you.
The diarrhea-causing bacterium that cause both ends to erupt.
 

TotallyHuman

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Well done. Anything below that makes me nervous and queasy.

All I can think are the parasites.

The worms that wiggle and bite your gut, worm parts leaking out your ass.
The cysts that form in your head, fatally ending you.
The diarrhea-causing bacterium that cause both ends to erupt.
All I can think when eating meat that's too fried is cancer
 

HelloHound

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there is nothing wrong with just medium; if you've hunted your meat then cook it thoroughly to kill parasites but otherwise medium is the most tolerable texture usually
 

Piisfun

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Steaks: Medium rare.
The pink is actually Myoglobin, not blood. Myoglobin is the protein that temporarily stores oxygen in the muscles for rapid use.

Prime Rib: Medium
Because it is almost impossible to properly cook prime rib "medium rare" and still have it be safe to eat.
 

greyliliy

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For me? Medium/Medium Rare.

But I also know someone who won't touch meat unless it's Well Done and another who loves Blue Rare. It's fun knowing folks at both ends. XD
 
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