Old young gentleman vs young old lady

[Rhaps]

A young man with a majestic beard vs a beautiful centuries-old vampire.
In a war of the pen (or keyboard) who will come out on top?

 

[SailusGebel]

Paul.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Paul.

Betrayal!

 

[SailusGebel]

Betrayal!

 

[BigBadBoi]

The one with more hours in a CoD lobby

 

[Nekroz]

Paul. A pen is pretty close to being a wooden stake after all.

 

[Iamnotabot]

Envy

 

[The_3rd_Book]

I feel like Enby would use outdated language making everyone stare at her blankly.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I feel like Enby would use outdated language making everyone stare at her blankly.

I am still learning to be with the times. Centuries old quirks plague my parchment. Mine quill is outdated.

 

[Sleds]

I'm a simp. So Envy. (I'm also jealous cause I don't have a beard.)

 

[Syringe]

This sounds like a rebooted version of Van Helsing.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

This sounds like a rebooted version of Van Helsing.

It's more like the abridged version.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I could tip this scale in my favor if I voted for myself.

 

[dummycake]

I could tip this scale in my favor if I voted for myself.

See? She's evil.
Vote for Paul.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

See? She's evil.
Vote for Paul.

I did vote for Paul! I am routing against the villain.

 

[georgelee5786]

Paul

 

[dummycake]

I did vote for Paul! I am routing against the villain.

The vampires are the villains

 

[Paul_Michaels]

Aww! I'm glad everyone believes in me! Thx guys!

 

[Rhaps]

Aww! I'm glad everyone believes in me! Thx guys!

You should join the fight too, beardless Paul

 

[Paul_Michaels]

You should join the fight too, beardless Paul

Sadly I have a beard, but I'm am balding.

So balding Paul it is!