This Thing

[TheEldritchGod]

Okay. This monster ACTUALLY GETS BUILT. Then the world ends via BS of your choice. This thing becomes a Pirate ship that prowls the high seas looking for communities to pillage and people to capture and enslave. Because it was owned by rich people, it was full of very beautiful women the rich people brought on board because, you know, RICH.

So over the generations, you get a bunch of very good-looking, Blond-Haired Blue-eyed people who are sea-based raiders.

Yes.

In the Post Apocalyptic Future, The Vikings Return, and they are zooming around the Atlantic in a giant turtle stuffed full of Archotech.

Have fun.

 

[Corty]

I raise you this why it will never work

 

[georgelee5786]

I raise you this why it will never work

That and Bill Burr will get them

 

[TheEldritchGod]

I raise you this why it will never work

Well, YEAH. That's why it's in writing prompts.
It is FICTION.

I just find the idea of Vikings in a giant turtle to be supremely funny.

 

[Notadate]

Why use that shape?

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Why use that shape?

What? You want Vikings cruising around a post-apocalyptic hell world in a terrarium?

 

[Notadate]

No the boat shape is weird

What? You want Vikings cruising around a post-apocalyptic hell world in a terrarium?

Also yes, that sounds cool
How did you guess?