SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

How is it safe when you can't reverse it?

Wrong way~ I mean safe is anything I can reverse~

*nom*
Hmmm~ I’m thirsty~
*fills glass will daikon juices*
Hehe~ delicious~

I was watching since the beginning

I see~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Wrong way~ I mean safe is anything I can reverse~

Ah, that makes more sense. My suspicions were correct. It seems that I can understand, Your Stabbyness better and better

*nom*
Hmmm~ I’m thirsty~
*fills glass will daikon juices*
Hehe~ delicious~

This Daikon is happy to provide Your Stabbyness with so much nutrition Please eat me more, Your Stabbyness *secretly getting stronger*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Sneaky Rootling likes to watch, naruhodo...

I thought that was a pretty established fact. Watching villains is my favorite hobby! I've memorized the daily schedules of every one, including the amount of time they spend sleeping! (If at all)

 

[Azure_Fog]

This Daikon is happy to provide Your Stabbyness with so much nutrition Please eat me more, Your Stabbyness *secretly getting stronger*

Time for desert~
*unfulls the moon*
*casts binding magic*
*adds daikon sauce*
*eats*

 

[MidnightFox]

Time for desert~
*unfulls the moon*
*casts binding magic*
*adds daikon sauce*
*eats*

*Hacks back into reality and cuts off your neck* The fight isn't over yet you know

 

[Azure_Fog]

*Hacks back into reality and cuts off your neck* The fight isn't over yet you know

Too bad~ I’m having Danny time right now~
*goes back to eating Danny*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I thought that was a pretty established fact. Watching villains is my favorite hobby! I've memorized the daily schedules of every one, including the amount of time they spend sleeping! (If at all)

So that means you've seen everything... All of my fun time with Azure... You've seen it all

Time for desert~
*unfulls the moon*
*casts binding magic*
*adds daikon sauce*
*eats*

*Hacks back into reality and cuts off your neck* The fight isn't over yet you know

HOW DARE YOU TRY TO KILL MY STABSTRESS IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR FUN TOGETHER?! *angry Eldritch Daikon noses*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Too bad~ I’m having Danny time right now~
*goes back to eating Danny*

AhAhhh~ As expected of my Stabstress some mere fallen fox stands no chance

 

[Azure_Fog]

HOW DARE YOU TRY TO KILL MY STABSTRESS IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR FUN TOGETHER?! *angry Eldritch Daikon noses*

I already dealt with Midnight~ Now then, I can’t have you getting mad~
*adds gag to binding magic spell*
*continues eating*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

So that means you've seen everything... All of my fun time with Azure... You've seen it all

In case you didn't know, everyone have seen your... Err... Fun times. You weren't even trying to hide it.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I already dealt with Midnight~ Now then, I can’t have you getting mad~
*adds gag to binding magic spell*
*continues eating*

MmmMMmmmMmm~ mmmm mm mmmmmm mmmm!~~

In case you didn't know, everyone have seen your... Err... Fun times. You weren't even trying to hide it.

Where's the fun in trying to hide it?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

So that means you've seen everything... All of my fun time with Azure... You've seen it all

What fun times? Did you two do something in private? Professional minions have standards. I wouldn't dare invade a villain's privacy. (They have to be specific about it) So I wouldn't have any memory of it

That, or if it's a cognitohazard that turns me into my alter ego. But I know goddess daikon wouldn't do something like that.

 

[Azure_Fog]

MmmMMmmmMmm~ mmmm mm mmmmmm mmmm!~~

*lifts face*
Have you calmed down~?

Where's the fun in trying to hide it?

Hehehe~ There’s also at least 2 people who see everything~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

What fun times? Did you two do something in private?

N-no? N-nothing, my Rootling. We were just... wrestling... You know, to hone our villainous abilities

*lifts face*
Have you calmed down~?

Mmm!~ *blushes*

Hehehe~ There’s also at least 2 people who see everything~

No point in hiding then

 

[Azure_Fog]

Mmm!~ *blushes*

No~? Seems like somebody needs to be punished~
*pulls out punishment “tools”*
Hehehe~
*turns punishment tools up halfway*

N-no? N-nothing, my Rootling. We were just... wrestling... You know, to hone our villainous abilities

Wrestling~? I remember I won a lot~ It almost drove you crazy~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

No~? Seems like somebody needs to be punished~
*pulls out punishment “tools”*
Hehehe~
*turns punishment tools up halfway*

Mm! Mm! M MM!~ mmmMmmmmMmMMMMmmmMmmmmmMMmmMmM~~

Wrestling~? I remember I won a lot~ It almost drove you crazy~

You did. You won a lot.. there was also lots of.. ekhmm... pained screams... and broken furniture I'm petty sure I actually went crazy

 

[MidnightFox]

I already dealt with Midnight~ Now then, I can’t have you getting mad~
*adds gag to binding magic spell*
*continues eating*

You're not going to give me my fight are you? (My hacking abilities are like playing a game(reality) with admin privileges enabled)

 

[Azure_Fog]

Mm! Mm! M MM!~ mmmMmmmmMmMMMMmmmMmmmmmMMmmMmM~

Hehehe~
*turns tools up to max*

You're not going to give me my fight are you? (My hacking abilities are like playing a game(reality) with admin privileges enabled)

Too lazy~ Also I have admin perms too, you know~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Hehehe~
*turns tools up to max*

*dies but as a broken reality fired daikon*

 

[Azure_Fog]

*dies but as a broken reality fired daikon*

Hmm~ Too much~
*revives*