SHF High-school Fanfic

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Okay.
(^-^)

So cute.
*picks you up and gently embraces you in my bosom*

Why does it feel like about a quarter of our interactions result in me making you hungry?

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You have a talent for describing great food.

Help! Is anyone proficient in French? I can't communicate with Lord Matcha

Tell him "Rends-toi!" See how he reacts!

 

[Theirl]

Help! Is anyone proficient in French? I can't communicate with Lord Matcha

Try saying omelette du fromage

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Help! Is anyone proficient in French? I can't communicate with Lord Matcha

CROAK! JE NE SAIS PAS CE QUI SE PASSE CROAK, AIDEZ-MOI CROAK!!!

 

[Nahrenne]

You have a talent for describing great food.

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All I do is say what is in it.
I don't think I give any descriptive embellishments to it.
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[Theirl]

CROAK! JE NE SAIS PAS CE QUI SE PASSE CROAK, AIDEZ-MOI CROAK!!!

de quoi avez-vous besoin? Well thats the limit of my 3 classes of french

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

'-'
All I do is say what is in it.
I don't think I give any descriptive embellishments to it.
'-'

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Hm. Maybe I was hungry before and didn't notice it. That would mean that a quarter of the time we talk, I'm staying hungry.

 

[Nahrenne]

Hm. Maybe I was hungry before and didn't notice it. That would mean that a quarter of the time we talk, I'm staying hungry.

So I just make you hungrier.


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[Simple_Russian_Boi]

CROAK! JE NE SAIS PAS CE QUI SE PASSE CROAK, AIDEZ-MOI CROAK!!!

Ne t'inquiète pas, mon fils! Je vais trouver un moyen de te bannir des gènes français!

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

de quoi avez-vous besoin? Well thats the limit of my 3 classes of french

CROAK! INDÉPENDANT ET PETIT HÉROS JOURNALISTE, TU NE M'AIDES MÊME PAS À ME COMPRENDRE, CROAK! SI JE REVIENS J'AURAI UN MOYEN DE T'ÉLIMINER UNE BONNE FOIS POUR TOUTE OMELETTE DU FROMAGE CROAK!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

@SsemouyOnan you need to kiss Matcha! It's the only option to bring him away from the curse of French!

 

[Nahrenne]

*looks at the forum rules*
'-'
*has a temptation begin to grow within*
'-'

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[Theirl]

I can compreend u more or less u know right that frech is a latin languange just as portuguese right?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*looks at the forum rules*
'-'
*has a temptation begin to grow within*
'-'

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Ah. The language one...?

 

[Theirl]

CROAK! INDÉPENDANT ET PETIT HÉROS JOURNALISTE, TU NE M'AIDES MÊME PAS À ME COMPRENDRE, CROAK! SI JE REVIENS J'AURAI UN MOYEN DE T'ÉLIMINER UNE BONNE FOIS POUR TOUTE OMELETTE DU FROMAGE CROAK!

Omelette du fromage! Omelette du ... fromage?

 

[Azure_Fog]

I read this as a cute rawr and honestly I don't regret being stab for it.

...
Rawr~
*stabs*

till this day I need a conscious effort to spell it Fog and not Frog... thanks Luoir...

...
Ribbit~

...hot

it's okay... she's going to be asleep for the next 5 or so hours if she can have fun while I'm asleep then so do I

Mama, show me more Foxy

damn that second to last one

Danny~
Prepare to die~
*stabs out of existence*
You too @Simple_Russian_Boi ~
*stabs Russian out of existence too*

Azure looks so disappointed

Because I am~
*stabs*

Damn, Luoir your alter ego daughter/sister looks good

...
*stabs out of existence again*

Waet? I'm weak to this archetype! I mean who wouldn't want to be seduced by a hot Fox lady?!

Hmmm~
*glares @Pixytokisaki14 *
Don't you dare try anything...

...
Ribbit~

I know... But I can't be to obedient or she'll get bored of me It's hard to stay relevant when you don't have absurdly op stats

I would never get bored of Danny~

For Seymour's grand debut, she will massacre the entirety of the Eldritch Family... With flair! (It was originally just you, Void, Azure and some adds, but the family tree coincided with a few kills)

Interesting~ Interesting~
Clearly I went easy on you to make you feel better~

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Danny~
Prepare to die~
*stabs out of existence*
You too @Simple_Russian_Boi ~
*stabs Russian out of existence too*

BLYAT!
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[Azure_Fog]

BLYAT!
x_x

Weak.
*stabs the non-existent corpse and soul of Russian*

 

[LuoirM]

...
Rawr~
*stabs*

This is so cute that it's worth it

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Weak.
*stabs the non-existent corpse and soul of Russian*

Even with your powers, I'm not sure that's possible. Not the soul part, the non-existing part. How can you stab something that doesn't exist? Do you bring it to reality for it to exist just that you can stab it?

 

[Nahrenne]

Ah. The language one...?

*nods*
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