SHF High-school Fanfic

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*Starts patting you on the head making sure not to touch your ears to much and whispers in them* I'll give you vodka do you want some tea?

... S-sure don't give me vodka, I've been clean for three days now!

Boi rizzing up every breathing being rn, that's the spirit

I don't know how that happens. Halp...

˝/\⁠⁠__/\˝
(⁠⁠⁠✿>vv⁠<)
/ ˝∩∩˝\ *Rubs hands mischievously*

I'm almost afraid to ask what are you doing...

 

[MidnightFox]

˝/\⁠⁠__/\˝
(⁠⁠⁠✿>vv⁠<)
/ ˝∩∩˝\ *Rubs hands mischievously*

*Stares at you in anticipation of what you're going to do*

 

[LuoirM]

I don't know how that happens. Halp...

You're surrounded by boobs that's what happening and you gotta pose for the camera like a Nigerian prince

 

[MidnightFox]

... S-sure don't give me vodka, I've been clean for three days now!

Here's your black tea with ginger and lemon you don't want vodka, i promise i won't tell Nahrenne i'll even add moonshine as a bonus

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Here's your black tea with ginger and lemon

Thanks...

Spoiler

you don't want vodka, i promise i won't tell Nahrenne i'll even add moonshine as a bonus

Spoiler

please, no. She'll know. She always knows

 

[Voidiris]

I have no clue, but it might exist~

there should be one, there should be even a reverse version of the disease, both are of course genetic.

My friend's OC nickname is Y because he (or she, idk, not even a they/them, female but have weird vague identification) was too lazy to named, and when I choose a name (Ypsilon from Greek Alphabet) that bitch scold me so my choices are bad

If you say so, then I'm in heat.

Don't bite me!

But you are so tasty.

Boi rizzing up every breathing being rn, that's the spirit

Same.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

You're surrounded by boobs that's what happening and you gotta pose for the camera like a Nigerian prince

How do they even pose?! I never seen these pictures!

 

[LuoirM]

If you say so, then I'm in heat.

I asked for body heat like tempature not if you're horny... But I'm glad for the clarification

 

[LuoirM]

How do they even pose?! I never seen these pictures!

Just sit back on a throne while girls feed you grapes and one fan you then one hugging your legs and what not

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

But you are so tasty.

I taste like vodka 60% of the time and like soviet gunpowder the other 40%!
*licks hand to test*
See! Black tea with honey!
...
Fuck!

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

I'm almost afraid to ask what are you doing...

*Stares at you in anticipation of what you're going to do*

*** Gets distracted and chases after a stray butterfly***

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*** Gets distracted and chases after a stray butterfly***
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*breathes out in relief*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I'd never NTR you, Ane-san! Our relationship means more to me!
Besides, I see my sister-in-law only as a talking knife. Total repulsion. Don't worry!

I'm sorry Matcha-kun, it's an instinctive reaction from being an Eternal Symbiote It was stronger than me

Who the fuck doesn't want to be a loli.

Me ಠ_ಠ

She should learn how polygamy functions and don't you know what a knife can do to you?

Polygamy works with marriages not with Eternal Eldritch Symbiotes

 

[MidnightFox]

Thanks...

You're welcome *while playing with your tail*

please, no. She'll know. She always knows

She won't know cuz i convinced Reina and Ria to share some of their knowledge on cooking and recipes to distract her

 

[Voidiris]

I asked for body heat like tempature not if you're horny... But I'm glad for the clarification

My temperature is still high but I think this makes our time together the most comfortable.

I taste like vodka 60% of the time and like soviet gunpowder the other 40%!
*licks hand to test*
See! Black tea with honey!
...
Fuck!

Tasty all the same.

Polygamy works with marriages not with Eternal Eldritch Symbiotes

That's just a matter of perspective.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Just sit back on a throne while girls feed you grapes and one fan you then one hugging your legs and what not

I am currently a loli, if you can't tell. How would I even climb up on a throne?!

You're welcome *while playing with your tail*

D-don't touch my tail please...

She won't know cuz i convinced Reina and Ria to share some of their knowledge on cooking and recipes to distract her

No... No, no, no-no-no! I must resist! Vodka can't control my life!

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Loli's do have their own problems~

Try not being able to take your little sister on a roller coaster because you look too young (and having to show your i.d.), or getting pulled over because you look too young~

True stories that happen(s/ed) to my sister...

I feel bad for her...

OOC: A while ago a policeman came to me, because my neighbors were being morons. At the end of our conversation, he asked me to call my parents, because I'm underage and he needs to note down some information.

I'm 29 ಠ_ಠ

 

[LuoirM]

My temperature is still high but I think this makes our time together the most comfortable.

*rest head on ye stomach, silently purr*
It's like a sauna

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

OOC: A while ago a policeman came to me, because my neighbors were being morons. At the end of our conversation, he asked me to call my parents, because I'm underage and he needs to note down some information.

I'm 29 ಠ_ಠ

OOC: almost all my Eldritch children and grandchildren are older than me irl
That's a strange thought.

 

[LuoirM]

I'm 29 ಠ_ಠ

Me ಠ_ಠ

Probably because you're already a loli. Those whom had the power don't estimate its smh