SHF High-school Fanfic

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*rest head on ye stomach, silently purr*
It's like a sauna

You're a bird right now, the dice said so.

 

[LuoirM]

You're a bird right now, the dice said so.

There's gotta be a crow out there that purr

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

There's gotta be a crow out there that purr

Crows can repeat almost any sounds they hear, like parrots. I remember a case when a crow could say hello and fuck off

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

OOC: A while ago a policeman came to me, because my neighbors were being morons. At the end of our conversation, he asked me to call my parents, because I'm underage and he needs to note down some information.

I'm 29 ಠ_ಠ

***glomps*** There there~ Let's not think of those unfortunate things~

 

[LuoirM]

Crows can repeat almost any sounds they hear, like parrots. I remember a case when a crow could say hello and fuck off

*re-rest on Voidris's stomach*

Stacy are you filming porn again.

 

[MidnightFox]

D-don't touch my tail please...

To late for that

No... No, no, no-no-no! I must resist! Vodka can't control my life!

your resistance is cute, but you sure you don't need the vodka? they call me the White Mischief for a reason you know

Spoiler

 

[Voidiris]

*rest head on ye stomach, silently purr*
It's like a sauna

Fun fact, half of my body is currently hot.

Probably because you're already a loli. Those whom had the power don't estimate its smh

True.

You're a bird right now, the dice said so.

?

*re-rest on Voidris's stomach*

Stacy are you filming porn again.

So it's Zoophilia then.

 

[MidnightFox]

OOC: almost all my Eldritch children and grandchildren are older than me irl
That's a strange thought.

You're younger than me? I'm 25 though

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

To late for that

your resistance is cute, but you sure you don't need the vodka? they call me the White Mischief for a reason you know

Spoiler

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Yeah, no. I'd rather drink bleach. If it's not Russian, I ain't drinking.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

You're younger than me? I'm 25 though

Yep.

 

[Voidiris]

Yep.

But does it matter?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

But does it matter?

Nope.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

?

Luoir rolled for his animal transformation a while ago, he got a crow.

 

[Voidiris]

Luoir rolled for his animal transformation a while ago, he got a crow.

Okay.

 

[MidnightFox]

Yeah, no. I'd rather drink bleach. If it's not Russian, I ain't drinking.

Then how about some Russian Standard water?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

@Voidiris from this list.

As predicted by the one and only me, the hour has come. The hour of fur and softness, the hour of pleasure and happiness, the hour of transformations and changes. It's time for the fluff infection!
Each of you will now acquire parts of one of the following creatures:

Spoiler: Regular

1. Cat.
2. Fox.
3. Dog.
4. Rabbit.
5. Raccoon.
6. Monkey.

Spoiler: Rare

7. Cow.
8. Frog.
9. Snake.
10. Crow.
11. Dragon.

Spoiler: Super rare

12. Truck.

Choose, who you want to become! Nya!​

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Then how about some Russian Standard water?

Just Russian Standard water? Nothing suspicious about it?

Okay!

 

[LuoirM]

Fun fact, half of my body is currently hot.

*rolls to one side*
Too hot
*rolls to the other*
Too cold
*rolls back*
Too hot
*Rinse and repeat forever*

 

[Voidiris]

@Voidiris from this list.

It's soon snake time.

*rolls to one side*
Too hot
*rolls to the other*
Too cold
*rolls back*
Too hot
*Rinse and repeat forever*

Accurate but I meant irl because my body doesn't understand how body temperature functions.

 

[MidnightFox]

Just Russian Standard water? Nothing suspicious about it?

Okay!

*Hands you the glass of water* vodka