SHF High-school Fanfic

[DannyTheDaikon]

Well... At least he got himself a way to earn money?

Such open minded mother you are

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Such open minded mother you are

Family comes first, little Daikon.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Family comes first, little Daikon.

Family comes first second after my Eldritch Eternal Symbiote

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Family comes first second after my Eldritch Eternal Symbiote

... Fair enough.

Now let's go do some grave digging, I want to find where they really put Stalin's body.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

... Fair enough.

Now let's go do some grave digging, I want to find where they really put Stalin's body.

What do you mean "body"? I just saw him at the store buying bread for Quack

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

What do you mean "body"? I just saw him at the store buying bread for Quack

Ah, I forgot that he's alive in this timeline. Along with Elvis and other people...

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Ah, I forgot that he's alive in this timeline. Along with Elvis and other people...

Well... that doesn't mean that we can't go looking for his body We just need to make it ragdoll first

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Well... that doesn't mean that we can't go looking for his body We just need to make it ragdoll first

Hmmm
Nah, Stalin lives another day. Oh, by the way, is the grace period for the new guy ended?

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Hmmm
Nah, Stalin lives another day. Oh, by the way, is the grace period for the new guy ended?

Probably? I think it's been 24h by now

Spoiler

Although, assuming they are who they are suspected to be, there was no need for a grace period

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Probably? I think it's been 24h by now

Spoiler

Although, assuming they are who they are suspected to be, there was no need for a grace period

Oh, splended!

@GoodPerson the grace period ended!
*stab*
Here you go, I did as I promised! Never let it be said that my word means nothing.

 

[Voidiris]

Spoiler

then how about a dance with your niece?

More incest? Always yes.

Oh, splended!

@GoodPerson the grace period ended!
*stab*
Here you go, I did as I promised! Never let it be said that my word means nothing.

*explosion*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

@SsemouyOnan
I'm sorry.
I swear I wasn't looking for it. Even the YouTube and Google algorithms are telling me about you.
It appeared, it must be fate.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

That... makes a lot of sense... @Simple_Russian_Boi Mama! Our drug business just got bigger!

Good jo- WE HAVE A DRUG BUSINESS?!

*You hear a wisper in your ear* you're welcome

Mama... Matcha-kun is your son. Are you unaware of his business with the Cartel?

He said they were just friends working on a school project together!

Oh ye it's a school project alright

Well... At least he got himself a way to earn money?

Mama, Ane-San... the cartel doesn't exist, but if it did, hypothetically speaking, Ssemouy and I would be your link to it.
The Eldritch Family is everywhere, if you catch my drift.

P.S. Money will never be an issue, especially with @Rhaps ' genderbending medicine.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Mama, Ane-San... the cartel doesn't exist, but if it did, hypothetically speaking, Ssemouy and I would be your link to it.
The Eldritch Family is everywhere, if you catch my drift.

P.S. Money will never be an issue, especially with @Rhaps ' genderbending medicine.

If the Cartel was real I'd be very proud of you Matcha-kun We are like a proper mafia family now

 

[Voidiris]

Mama, Ane-San... the cartel doesn't exist, but if it did, hypothetically speaking, Ssemouy and I would be your link to it.
The Eldritch Family is everywhere, if you catch my drift.

P.S. Money will never be an issue, especially with @Rhaps ' genderbending medicine.

Don't worry I will even always watch out for you, so that there happens no accident.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Mama, Ane-San... the cartel doesn't exist, but if it did, hypothetically speaking, Ssemouy and I would be your link to it.
The Eldritch Family is everywhere, if you catch my drift.

P.S. Money will never be an issue, especially with @Rhaps ' genderbending medicine.

If the Cartel was real I'd be very proud of you Matcha-kun We are like a proper mafia family now

Well then, I suppose it's all good.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Don't worry I will even always watch out for you, so that there happens no accident.

If the Cartel was real I'd be very proud of you Matcha-kun We are like a proper mafia family now

Well then, I suppose it's all good.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Azure vs Midnight vs Soviet_Man is already 2.3k words long , I think I made everyone too OP

That’s fine~

Midnight is technically already supposed to be dead but she managed to bullshit her way back into existing

Average Midnight behaviour~

how can you hurt me like this, Mama You're making me choose between family and the one I'm sworn to How am I to live when two I care most are fighting for [insert the missing reason as to why this fight is even happening]? This Daikon is obviously between the devil and the deep blue sea

You can’t be Russians favorite because you can only be my favorite~ Silky daikon, you’re mine~

I'm not familiar with Russian nicknames, can you give me some ideas?

By the way the battle is over. The identity of the victor might be unexpected

Interesting~

Chapter Finished. It's called "A Day in the Life of the Student Council" 8840 words(without editing). That's even more than my first chapter!
Going to edit it and send to Corty.

Anyways here's a list of the cast:

Part I: Internal Affairs
SsemouyOnan(narrator), Reina, Ellie, Corty, Azmiran, a few other characters were mentioned.
Preview:
View attachment 26630
I wonder what the secretaries of the student council are up to?

Part II: External Affairs
MidnightFox(Narrator), TheMonotonePuppet, Pixy, Redemit, SimpleRussianBoi(As ComplexSovietMan), AzureFog, ArcadiaBlade, Quagma(Brief Cameo), Glitched, Nahrenne, DannytheDaikon, a few other characters mentioned.

Preview(I'll just repost this meme):

This time, not even the infinite multiverses of ScribbleHub are safe from this dance of destruction. In this battle of beings beyond mortal comprehension, the question we must ask is not who will win, but who shall exist to tell the tale?

Coming Soon! tomorrow or Monday!(Depending on how lazy I am with editing)

Sounds fun~

I'm back from my admittedly short break, what in the name of lobotomy kaisen is happening?!

Chaos~

@Azure_Fog halp I have problem with... uh.... gummy bears?

???
*stabs gummy bears*
*all gummy bears in this timeline cease existing*
Problem solved?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

You can’t be Russians favorite because you can only be my favorite~

I thought I can't have any other favorites but you, but it's okay if others like me?

Silky daikon, you’re mine~

I'm silky I'm silky? Either way I'm yours indeed

???
*stabs gummy bears*
*all gummy bears in this timeline cease existing*
Problem solved?

N-nooo... Didn't you see what Rhaps did to me? gummy bears were just a code