First message! Wahoo! You chose The Yellow Dummy! You walk into your kitchen, feeling unbelievable joy at the idea of actually cooking for yourself. With a hum and a skip to your steps, you try cutting an onion midair.
Oops! You chop a finger off! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So fun!!!
Oops! You chop a finger off! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So fun!!!