Protip #35: Lasers are not good for your eyes.
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Protip #34: In some people's stories, you're the villain.
In others, you're the clown.
Protip #33: Do not give ultimatums to Parental figures. The Gods will utilize every opportunity to fuck with you, and you will lose.
Protip #32: Wear appropriate attire to the gym. On leg days, you should probably wear stretchy shorts/pants. Or, at least wear underwear beneath your shorts.
If you don't, they will rip.
No, I will not give context.
Funny number achieved. New FIrearm Unlocked. Have some history. To those in the Philippines, thanks for revolting. Without your opioid slurping ancestors raising hell, this beautiful bad bitch of a firearm wouldn't exist. You have my gratitude.
We live amongst individuals who shouldn't lick the spoon after making brownies because they'd die from the salmonella due to a lacking immune system.
Pathetic. Go play outside and eat some dirt, you runts.
Oh, I made brownies. They're delicious.
poyo
Hey, poyo. How's it going?
poyo
#poyoboy
Poyo.
Poyo.
*headpats*
Gimme a hug!
Bleh!
Poyo
Knights in Shining Armor are the living embodiment of "No one asked for you".
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