Recent content by PyrusMG

Smutty fanfic in 5, 4, 3...

As long as it doesn't have pineapple, I don't care.

Extremely low expectations are the key to my success.

I like the one in your signature, he actually looks kinda nerdy. All four above look like they're about to burn down the library, all those candles in the last three and the first one is probably about to throw a fireball.

I don't like Sports, Supernatural or Tragedy because it's easier to find Smut when it's the last genre.

Not enough numbers or blue boxes, didn't read.

I haul around my body weights worth of lack of ambition all day long.

He's got huge tracts of land.

Roofied with pixie dust and kidnapped by a male yandere shota.

SpongeBob lies, those pants are clearly rectangular.

The Dewey decimal system.

Actually that's one of things we Canadians are very sorry about. We're just not sorry about blaming the Hawaiians and exiling the people responsible to the US.

Is it irresponsible to type "ICBM, nuclear codes, Skynet" into AI linked text boxes?

Exactly, all you'd accomplish is to turn the enemy into stereotypical Jamaican gangsters.

I don't think the joke can be salvaged, I'm going to have to rate it 1 star only.