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It’s too sad I’m literally incredibly brain dead to actually enjoy reading something like this

Okay guys, writing prompt of the century right here. Saitama from One Punch Man, and Jerry Sienfield are both roommates, both being rivals from a young age after having a dispute over their favourite My Hero Acadamia fandom ships. Saitama is a big Deku x Bakugo fan while Jerry Sienfield is...

I proofread my stuff sometimes to see if it's funny in any way, but I don't really believe that's the best way to know if my stuff is good to publish, because I literally go, "Hehehehe, funny penis." I think that's more because my sense of humour is actually incredibly stupid, and I'm usually...

Aought me en da Boyz oaught to tell ya bout hou to wrote Orks yeah init. We be doin az is needed yea, basicly Orkin be da loife of havin fun yea, be we Orks louike havin a shewt shewt and usin DAKKA yea, foughin thowese pesky uewmans yeah. Enjoyenya good toimes in loife foughtin em humies n'...

The best way to write is not to write at all. Instead, I go to the Demon God Carthlakunsuoan and offer a blood sacrifice, I usually use a goat because that spices up the grammar and the action more, though a cow would do. I then do the Sailor Moon transformation to assert my dominance over the...

I said Cuisses de Grenouille out loud, which summoned a demon that I tamed, which I now named Jeff. We're great friends now, Jeff and I say thanks.

I find Lightning McQueen from cars extremely attractive.