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I belatedly realized I rejected someone’s advances when I didn’t give out my IG. But I love to be an anonymous gender neutral fish on...

I was about to say, wait what? And then I realized I work with older folks.

I didn’t know that people nowadays ask for instagram ID instead of phone numbers.

Another Paul. But not the necromancer/michelin cook Paul.

when caveman grog threw a tomato at caveman brog, caveman bob laughed, because caveman brog is now dirty and has to wash himself in the...

Don't make me want cake.

I bake to eat, not to throw away my invested time. You can smear cream into the face, but I do not want the dna of someone in my food...

never understood why people push the birthday person into a cake cake is expensive af and fancy cakes nowadays have sticks in them to...

Those calorie counting apps were lying to me.

That doesn't happen. People think it does but no. It's not a thing. Yea, that's not how it works. You were fucked up somewhere. It...

I like Calorie Counter by FatSecret. It let's you add food entries if it isn't in there. Yeah. My recommended calorie intake for weight...

I think it's not about how many calories a day matter, but how many calories you burn a day is what actually matters tbh. You can...

Virgins that screw like pro's crack me up every time. Just put an awkward scene in or two, is it so difficult?

necessarily evil, lustful, hypersexual, harem-seeking, only thinks with his penis, thinks he's better than everyone, superiority complex...