In the depths of the ocean, I make quite a splash,
Not with my fins, but my words in a flash.
With scales that shimmer and a voice so fine,
What am I, a creature of the brine?
Forgot to close the window and a big gnat came in. I panicked and sprayed window cleaner like crazy on that thing but not only didn't manage to kill it, but I also slipped on the window cleaner on the floor and hit my knee.
I see the bump on my knee, however, I won the war even through I lost the first battle!