SHF High-school Fanfic

[MidnightFox]

Dont worry baby quack we dont discriminate by height

We discriminate by weather you're edible or not though

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

No~? The garden is tranquil~ unless there are invaders I have to stab. It’s also a nice place to go star gazing~

Oke, I'm gonna go for another soil spa day during the night so I can have a relaxing stargazing experience with my kin that you planted there

What am I supposed to feel when a girl has more inches than me .

Lol. Smol duckling.

 

[Detective_Quack]

I think you miss understood something, i'm a guy irl

Doesn't change the fact that mine is shorter by so many inches.

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

That competition was so wacky
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yeah, this duck drawing competition is~

 

[Detective_Quack]

What am I supposed to feel when a girl has more inches than me .

Now that I look at the comment , it sounds dirtier than i intended

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Dont worry baby quack we dont discriminate by height

For some reason, I started imagining the excuses of a man who doesn't want others to know that he discriminates against short people.

"My best friend is only 4"3' tall! I married a 4"1' girl!"

 

[MidnightFox]

yeah, this duck drawing competition is~

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The best duck out there

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I think you miss understood something, i'm a guy irl

Shhh. On the Internet, we can be anything we want.

 

[Theirl]

Doesn't change the fact that mine is shorter by so many inches.

we understand is normal to have a SHORT fuse

 

[Detective_Quack]

hooMAN

Who?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Oke, I'm gonna go for another soil spa day during the night so I can have a relaxing stargazing experience with my kin that you planted there

Please tell me they stopped moaning...

 

[Theirl]

For some reason, I started imagining the excuses of a man who doesn't want others to know that he discriminates against short people.

"My best friend is only 4"3' tall! I married a 4"1' girl!"

im clearly not so SHORT sighted

 

[Detective_Quack]

we understand is normal to have a SHORT fuse

You will be left with a long face by the time time I'm done with you

 

[Reinaislost]

While it's not that reprehensible for me, I feel mildly disgusted when a foot suddenly covers my screen (real or 2d)

I dunno if half the people who go crazy for feet actually genuinely like them or are just playing along with the memes.

Some people are just degenerates, but I think it's a learned behavior for most. I mean, a person not on the internet would find them more abhorrent than those who are. It's like those deez nuts jokes that aren't funny in the beginning, but the sheer quantity exposed gradually makes you find them so—a sort of conditioning.

I used to wonder some years ago why boys were so crazy for hips, armpits, and less savory places, even though the thought was repulsive. But as it turns out, human biology is weird.

 

[Theirl]

You will be left with a long face by the time time I'm done with you

sorry pls understand its on of my SHORT comings

 

[Detective_Quack]

@RepresentingEnvy hep me pwease

 

[MidnightFox]

Now that I look at the comment , it sounds dirtier than i intended

At this very moment everyone thought about Futas

 

[Detective_Quack]

sorry pls understand its on of my SHORT comings

Dis chmell werd uncy is booing me

 

[Detective_Quack]

At this very moment everyone thought about Futas

@gaylolis

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Please tell me they stopped moaning...

I... think? I'm pretty sure the ground got cleansed
It would make for a funny chapter tho

Who?

You.

You will never know why it feels so funny to me, Little Duck. Nobody will know.