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Voidiris

Gaze into the abyss to truly see?
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Kämme deinen Schwanz, er ist voller Schießpulver.
Edit: just translated that to English. :blob_blank: Fuck my life. I ment to say tail. I'll stick to single German words in the future.
Don't worry Schwanz can mean tail too or rather the other meaning is a slang, so only dirty minded people would think of that meaning, lol.
 

DannyTheDaikon

| Azure tamer | Harbinger of chaos and soup
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As Sun Tzu one said:
If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.
:blob_sir:
He also said something like:
My balls... They hurt, they itch!
Note: he did not actually say that.
That fella who thinks he's a sun was smart indeed :blob_hmm_two: After I got to know Azure the result of our hundred battles was becoming Eternal Symbiotes and now she's spoiling me all the time :blob_uwu: Very smart Sun fella :blob_uwu:
 

DannyTheDaikon

| Azure tamer | Harbinger of chaos and soup
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You are the one that started the war.
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Azure_Fog

More stabby, more happy~
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I thought you were going the poly route :blob_hide:
I’d never let Luoir in~
I know it's a trick I won't fall for it! :blob_shock: ... Damn it, I fell for it...:blob_no:

*psychologically prepares himself for the stab*
Hmmm~
7k words in for the Student Council chapter... I'm afraid jjk brainrot has consumed me
Interesting~ But it’s Eien not Ein~
The school will not survive this fight.
Does it ever~?
THE FLUFF INFECTION IS FINISHED!
*TURNS EVERYONE BACK TO NORMAL*
Going back home, cats stay in the Family House Off The Grid™
I'll let my powers recharge for the next time I see them.
Nyo~ I refuse~ Nyahaha!
*zips hoodie that she's wearing over a t-shirt with Azure's face and "Stab them All; You're the Best" on it*
ehehe... what makes you say that, mama :sweat_smile: Of course I'll be cheering for you too :sweat_smile:
*makes mental note to use leftover materials to scramble some "cheering materials" for mama too*
I like this shirt~
And then you have me who is your 69.
We are undoubtedly bound by destiny Ane-san! :blob_reach:

*stabs Matcha*
*rips soul out of body*
*slices soul to bits*
*burns body to ash*
*stabs ash*
*ash is deleted from existence*
Finally home! Oh my god, how I missed my fast Internet connection!
Welcome home~
I really should stop lurking this thread and start writing. :blob_neutral:
No~
I'm here almost 24/7 :blob_blank: But I have no regrets either :blob_uwu: It fun and you can relax and bully smol brats :blob_uwu:
And I get to play with you~
That fella who thinks he's a sun was smart indeed :blob_hmm_two: After I got to know Azure the result of our hundred battles was becoming Eternal Symbiotes and now she's spoiling me all the time :blob_uwu: Very smart Sun fella :blob_uwu:
It was more than 100 battles~ I’ve eaten you over 6,000,000 times~
 

DannyTheDaikon

| Azure tamer | Harbinger of chaos and soup
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I’d never let Luoir in~
:blobrofl: :blobrofl: :blobrofl:
Don't stab him, he's trying :blob_teary:
Nyo~ I refuse~ Nyahaha!
Cuteeee~ :blob_melt:
I like this shirt~
I made it myself :blob_uwu:

*stabs Matcha*
*rips soul out of body*
*slices soul to bits*
*burns body to ash*
*stabs ash*
*ash is deleted from existence*
:blob_teary: but...but why :blob_teary:
And I get to play with you~
That's most certainly the best part :blob_uwu:
It was more than 100 battles~ I’ve eaten you over 6,000,000 times~
US National Debt soon™ :blob_evil:

Good morning :blob_reach:

Niemiecki i niemiecki, a jak nie niemiecki to rosyjski. Albo hiszpański. Koniec rumakowania. Teraz wszyscy mówimy po polsku :blob_evil:

Please stop invading Poland, Germany.

Please stop being invaded, Poland.
We're trying :blob_teary: Do you know how hard it is to exist between Russia and Germany? :blob_teary:
 

MatchaChocolate69

What happens when the mirror breaks?
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Also ended up with an awful headache that increased in painful intensity as the day progressed and am not in an interactive mood because of that...
:blob_pat_sad::blob_pat_sad::blob_pat_sad::blob_no::blob_no::blob_no::blob_no::blob_facepalm::blob_facepalm::blob_facepalm::blob_facepalm::blob_facepalm:
Still have it...and I've even taken some tablets for it...
orz
It's a pain I know well. I hope you get well soon. :blob_pat_sad:
Get some rest and stuff yourself with ibuprofen.
 
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