SHF High-school Fanfic

[LuoirM]

Conclusion: both Danny and Azure have abandonment issues.

Perfect comboniation.

 

[Voidiris]

First, it wasn't an envious gla-
*realizes her own feelings*
... So just go ahead and snatch me for your harem! Baka!

So you didn't knew it yourself.

We have to maintain the purity of our blood, what could possibly go wrong....

Nothing.

Perfect comboniation.

They look like a good SM pair ftoo.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Babushka doin some good old sense knocking i see.

 

[LuoirM]

They look like a good SM pair ftoo.

I think I saw some good "couple trading" thingy on PubHorn...

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Do i really have to mention the multiple babies that have birth defects or died during the early days of Europe where incest was the huge deal?

The genetic defects can be negated by the Villainess' Declaration, problem? Wait why are we talking about inbred offspring...

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

I feel insulted because you mislabeled me as a psychopath

But everyone here....wait...

Now that I think about it....

If everyone here is batshit insane...

Then it should be the normalcy of this place.

So....

Only the sane people here are the crazy ones.

....Okay. I apologize for calling you insane. You are normal.

 

[LuoirM]

But everyone here....wait...

Now that I think about it....

If everyone here is batshit insane...

Then it should be the normalcy of this place.

So....

Only the sane people here are the crazy ones.

....Okay. I apologize for calling you insane. You are normal.

Long time no see teach, can I lick your fingers? Preferably left ring.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

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Ooo this got me thinking…

 

[Detective_Quack]

Oh dice of fate, what shall I become?

1. Cat.
2. Fox.
3. Dog.
4. Rabbit.
5. Raccoon.
6. Monkey.
7. Cow.
8. Frog.
9. Snake.
10. Crow.
11. Dragon.
12. Truck.

No duck?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Anyone who read you text-wall battle knows that it's not sudden

How @DannyTheDaikon and @Azure_Fog cuddle:
*casts binding magic*
*gags*
*stabs repeatedly*
*heals*
*drags to bed*
*stabs*
*melting*
*cute*
*nyo~*
*stabs*
*cute~*
*not cute~*
*nya~*

How @Nahrenne and @Simple_Russian_Boi cuddle:
*huggles*
*huggles back*
*massages*
*massage back*
*purrs*
*pets*

How @Voidiris and @LuoirM cuddle:
"Can you sit on my face?"
"Yes."
"So good."
"Relatable."
"B-babe!"
"Same."

How @MatchaChocolate69 and @SsemouyOnan cuddle:

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[Pixytokisaki14]

No duck?

I think Midnight ate the option

 

[Voidiris]

But everyone here....wait...

Now that I think about it....

If everyone here is batshit insane...

Then it should be the normalcy of this place.

So....

Only the sane people here are the crazy ones.

....Okay. I apologize for calling you insane. You are normal.

Indeed, you got what I meant.
But why do you believe yourself normal?
Evidence like you know scribblehub already indicate that you aren't normal.

 

[LuoirM]

How @DannyTheDaikon and @Azure_Fog cuddle:
*casts binding magic*
*gags*
*stabs repeatedly*
*heals*
*drags to bed*
*stabs*
*melting*
*cute*
*nyo~*
*stabs*
*cute~*
*not cute~*
*nya~*

How @Nahrenne and @Simple_Russian_Boi cuddle:
*huggles*
*huggles back*
*massages*
*massage back*
*purrs*
*pets*

How @Voidiris and @LuoirM cuddle:
"Can you sit on my face?"
"Yes."
"So good."
"Relatable."
"B-babe!"
"Same."

How @MatchaChocolate69 and @SsemouyOnan cuddle:

The amount of accuracy.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

How @DannyTheDaikon and @Azure_Fog cuddle:
*casts binding magic*
*gags*
*stabs repeatedly*
*heals*
*drags to bed*
*stabs*
*melting*
*cute*
*nyo~*
*stabs*
*cute~*
*not cute~*
*nya~*

How @Nahrenne and @Simple_Russian_Boi cuddle:
*huggles*
*huggles back*
*massages*
*massage back*
*purrs*
*pets*

How @Voidiris and @LuoirM cuddle:
"Can you sit on my face?"
"Yes."
"So good."
"Relatable."
"B-babe!"
"Same."

How @MatchaChocolate69 and @SsemouyOnan cuddle:

Dear god

 

[Voidiris]

How @Voidiris and @LuoirM cuddle:
"Can you sit on my face?"
"Yes."
"So good."
"Relatable."
"B-babe!"
"Same."

Why does this sound like the weirdest one?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Why does this sound like the weirdest one?

Because it is?

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

Long time no see teach, can I lick your fingers? Preferably left ring.

Sorry. I just visited before going back to MTL dumpster diving

Indeed, you got what I meant.
But why do you believe yourself normal?
Evidence like you know scribblehub already indicate that you aren't normal.

Nah, if your normal, that means your insane in school.

Despite having a good protagonistic behavior, I don't plan on joining the insanity. Even if I had strong willpower and patience. Too much work and just leave you guys while I lurk.

 

[LuoirM]

Why does this sound like the weirdest one?

We haven't made much screentime yet... So um...
*blushes*
Do you- uh... Do you want a bath? I don't know if... You indulge and enjoy humanly functions like food but... I prepared them everyday spotless waiting for you to come home... Umm... can I call you babe? Can you choke me every night in my sleep? Sorry that was weird?!#%! Uhh- Love you... I prepared bath and dinner again... I will be doing this for the next millenia or a few millions more to come, please don't leave me.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

We have to maintain the purity of our blood, what could possibly go wrong....

*takes out the belt*

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

*takes out the belt*