SHF High-school Fanfic

[DannyTheDaikon]

That happened when Danny did the thing with her step-sister.

WHo? When? Where?! I have no recollection of such thing, bruh!!!

 

[Detective_Quack]

Okay! ...where are the pheasants?

Take me to the one named @Sleds he hasn't paid his taxes for a while.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

That happened when Danny did the thing with her step-sister.

What

 

[Voidiris]

WHo? When? Where?! I have no recollection of such thing, bruh!!!

What

I'm your sibling, I married Azure, thus Azure is your stab-sister.

 

[LuoirM]

"Fuck around and find out" said our ancestors.

Well, if SHHS went long enough, everyone and everybody should have incest at least once so let's not worry.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I'm your sibling, I married Azure, thus Azure is your stab-sister.

... I honestly haven't thought about that.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I'm your sibling, I married Azure, thus Azure is your stab-sister.

Oh, my goddess... This... This actually makes sense





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[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*reaches to the nearest bottle of vodka*
*there is none*

I will drown my sorrows in tea.
*makes chifir*
*thinks*
*thinks harder*
*throws out chifir and makes normal tea*


Suddenly, I do not care as much. Incest is wincest. Yey.

 

[LuoirM]

*reaches to the nearest bottle of vodka*
*there is none*

I will drown my sorrows in tea.
*makes chifir*
*thinks*
*thinks harder*
*throws out chifir and makes normal tea*


Suddenly, I do not care as much. Incest is wincest. Yey.

care to share some tea? Me wanna

 

[Detective_Quack]

Oh, my goddess... This... This actually makes sense





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Help me stab-sis, I'm stuck.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

care to share some tea? Me wanna

*gives you some freshly brewed black tea with mint*

 

[LuoirM]

*gives you some freshly brewed black tea with mint*

Thank you lots, comrade. And thank you for what happened in 1979 at our border, too.
*squeezes some of Voidiris's sweat I kept in a bottle into the tea and enjoy slowly with pure happiness*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

*ahem*
We do not, cuddle, no, for that would mean I take you into my arms for sole purpose of endearment! Chigaimasu! What I do is enclasp my possession so that it is imprinted upon his stubborn mind that he now permanently rests within my grasp. The hold is tight enough to leave you gasping for air, but not so much that the pain would dull my warmth, for it should serve as a reminder that not even the sweet release of your demise upon the bed we lie upon shall free you from my arms.

Also, aren't you canonically a scythe while I am present? How the hell does one cuddle with a scythe? Do not answer that, it is rhetoric. This villainess knows, but does not want uncouthly rumors of her to spread.

*can't answer because he's a scythe, but he's enjoying it*

 

[Detective_Quack]

*can't answer because he's a scythe, but he's enjoying it*

How phallic of a scythe are you?

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*reaches to the nearest bottle of vodka*
*there is none*

I will drown my sorrows in tea.
*makes chifir*
*thinks*
*thinks harder*
*throws out chifir and makes normal tea*


Suddenly, I do not care as much. Incest is wincest. Yey.

*spawns the strongest Eldritch Vodka she could think of*
*opens*
*doesn't look at it*
*downs in one go*
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.
.
*ceases to exist*

Help me stab-sis, I'm stuck.

The Danny you are trying to reach is unavailable. Please, try again later.​

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

How phallic of a scythe are you?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Help me stab-sis, I'm stuck.

Just to catch you up to speed, there is now an eldritch family tree that may or may not be incestuous. Also I have 2 alter egos now so apologies if I can't act as your taxi driver loyal stead in certain circumstances.

*can't answer because he's a scythe, but he's enjoying it*

considers telling him that there's a soul connection, but decides the silence is more enjoyable

 

[Voidiris]

"Fuck around and find out" said our ancestors.

Well, if SHHS went long enough, everyone and everybody should have incest at least once so let's not worry.

Truly wise words you are speaking.

... I honestly haven't thought about that.

Oh, my goddess... This... This actually makes sense





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I shattered your ignorance.

*reaches to the nearest bottle of vodka*
*there is none*

I will drown my sorrows in tea.
*makes chifir*
*thinks*
*thinks harder*
*throws out chifir and makes normal tea*


Suddenly, I do not care as much. Incest is wincest. Yey.

You have seen the way.

Help me stab-sis, I'm stuck.

The Danny you are trying to reach is unavailable. Please, try again later.

Well that is a line for Danny to say,
Azure is the one that knows how to thrust.

Just to catch you up to speed, there is now an eldritch family tree that may or may not be incestuous.

It's highly incestuous.

 

[LuoirM]

Truly wise words you are speaking.

Glad you liked it, m'lady.

 

[Detective_Quack]

@Ran-Ron dem ballz.