I'm living a lie. My reality is a sham. This is a simulation. Am I even conscious? I thought I had a soul ...
I swear, it was just two buttons. How did things turn out like this?
I like British spellings and Canadian spellings, btw.
I was sealed away by a mystic practitioner of mysterious arcane arts. For many years I was dormant inside of a carved stone. One day, my sealing stone, which was being sold at an antique shop, was knocked off a shelf by a careless child. At the moment the stone broke I was once again unleashed on the world. Nobody knows my true agenda (USHER IN A NEW AGE OF DARKNESS), and I like it that way.
It turns out pyjama is the British spelling.
But when I checked your about, it said you are from the Ryukyu Kingdom.
But when I did a Google search, it said the Ryukyu Kingdom not only is a part of Japan, it hasn't even existed since like the 18th century!