"Hello. I want everyone to know that I'll never go on hiatus. The story's my baby. Can't and NEVER will give up on it. If I don't post for like 3 months or more it just means that something bad has happened to me, like I got run over and then reincarnated in a fantasy world or something."
You are running out of time slowly. *diligently waiting for your next chapter*
My friend wanted me to play this one game with him on discord. Karuta. Basically these anime character cards are randomly generated from a pool of 70,000 anime characters. People furiously collect the rare characters. By chance, after playing for 3 hours, the #1 rarest card dropped, and somehow out of 30 people that wanted it I was randomly selected to receive it.
Somehow I want to play a game where the point is to become a boss monster that has to fight off heroes. As the player I would have the choice to select what kind of environment, dungeon, or setting I start as, maybe a terrifying volcano monster or an old guardian of an ancient temple placed to test worthy heroes.
Me: Har har. I feel so villainous when I drink wine.
Friend: To the point that you would call it excellent no matter how it really was?
Me: Sometimes I swirl the wine in the glass and laugh menacingly to myself. Like that.
Friend: Yeah ... You definitely do.
Your post in Daily Laughs is like a tongue-in-cheek FML. (No, not furry male lead.) You should be worried if an ad targeting you shows I Know What You Did Last Summer (when it was winter when you buried your deepest darkest secrets inside a time capsule).
V1, V2, V3, V4, V5: "Fusion!"
With your evilz combined, I am Capitana Villaineza!