To quote someone else's wise words, "Would rather suck the scum from my homies succulent black cock than read some BL. No homo. Would rather stick my tongue down Heny Cavil's tight lil asshole than look at some dudes acting flirty. No homo."
With these vows of brotherhood and sistahhood, I shall declare my everlasting loyalty to thee, my brothers and sistah... ...only for a low, low price of $29.95 per person. Avail now!
By using my sound reasoning skills this would also make you @SailusGebel's brother since he also calls me sistah from time to time.
@RepresentingEnvy just pay the fee of $29.95 and thou will have an illustrator bruddah as well as a salary slave.