TremendousHuman Apr 20, 2024 simple_russian_boy -> srb -> serbia -> erbias -> e! From henceforth I shall call you e!
Simple_Russian_Boi Apr 20, 2024 I overslept and now I have to do a shitload of things in only four hours. h a l p
Simple_Russian_Boi Apr 18, 2024 I have brought 20 eggs to work. Used 10 eggs to make a cheese omelette. Another 5 went into muffins.
Simple_Russian_Boi Apr 15, 2024 Is there anything better than ice cream at three in the morning? A healthy sleep schedule.
Simple_Russian_Boi Apr 14, 2024 I find myself in possession of 180 eggs. Da fuck should I do with them?
TremendousHuman Apr 10, 2024 To make you feel cute again it rains vodka with cinnamon, infant marrow and cocaine
Simple_Russian_Boi Apr 9, 2024 No longer feeling cute. Note for the future: do not drink sus silver water from North Korea.
Simple_Russian_Boi Apr 9, 2024 Feeling cute today. Even the blood on the soles of my feet can't make this day bad.