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Freesia.Cutepearl
Freesia.Cutepearl
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Nahrenne
Nahrenne
*gives you a torch*

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Queenfisher
Queenfisher
The torch means "flashlight", yes?

I once heard it in Peppa Pig and thought that it was weird to use such a medieval apparatus in modern times... :blob_hmm: But then Mommy Pig whipped out a normal flashlight and I understood.

:blob_aww:

But I still find it so amusing every time I hear it ^^.
Queenfisher
Queenfisher
:blob_no:

On the same note, I almost typed "Mommy Pig whipped out a fleshlight" and just...

:blob_shock::blob_blank::sweating_profusely:
Nahrenne
Nahrenne
I think it's a British thing to call them torches, and an American one to call them flashlights.
'-'
I could be wrong with that, though.

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Nahrenne
Nahrenne
*looks at QF's confession*
|.o)
A Freudian slip?

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minacia
minacia
...I'm tempted to make a poll about whether guys would use a fleshlight if they were sent a free one in the mail....
Queenfisher
Nahrenne
Nahrenne
Btw, what is a fleshlight?
*tilts head*

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Freesia.Cutepearl
Freesia.Cutepearl
@minacia I imagine with soap and disinfected most of them would use anything lol
Freesia.Cutepearl
Freesia.Cutepearl
@Nahrenne It's something naughty used by people who are being naughty
Nahrenne
Nahrenne
'-'
*thinks about how there's cheeky naughty, breaking the law naughty, and sexual naughty*
'-'
Breaking the law?

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Freesia.Cutepearl
Freesia.Cutepearl
third one, one of the fun ones.
Nahrenne
Nahrenne
I see.
So...what does it do?
'-'

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Freesia.Cutepearl
Freesia.Cutepearl
It looks like a flashlight but inside it pretends to be a V and the guy puts it on his D
Nahrenne
Nahrenne
'o'
Why does it light up, then?

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Freesia.Cutepearl
Freesia.Cutepearl
Wait, they light up?
Nahrenne
Nahrenne
Oh, they don't?
Then...why is it called a fleshlight...?
*doesn't understand*
@w@

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Freesia.Cutepearl
Freesia.Cutepearl
I was under the impression it was a play on words, since it disguises itself as a flashlight, and pretends to be some fleshy thingy for pleasure
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