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My client said you kept 'disturbing' them by moving in to there home.
I have been sent here to prevent that.

How?

Well, scare you mostly. I don't want to do the unnecessary things.
So, I know you should be ashamed of how many unrelated tabs you have opened in your browser
I know that when you wake up from sleep, you still feel tired, and then regret sleeping thinking how much work you could've done.
I know you drool over your pillow when you sleep.
I know you sometimes kiss your arm to stimulate actual kissing.

I know you say you wish you could travel, but honestly you just don't wanna cause that cost money.
I know you have 'questionable' screenshots in your phone
And I know the real identity of that goose that's been following you.

So, let's address the things you said.

1). I am not that ashamed of those tabs. You see, I have them open at all times for business, work, and home. Using Chrome's special "grouping feature", I group them together and they never get in my way.

2). Me regreting sleeping? Pssh... I only sleep at like 1 am, and actually finish a whole lot of work.

3). I don't. I actually prefer to sleep in a sleeping bag, so a pillow is obviously unnecessary. When I do, I close my mouth.

4). I don't kiss my arm. I kiss others. Until a few months ago, I had a gf, but we both ultimately decided that wasn't working out.