Your name sounds like you write corny teenage romance novels with vampires that glisten in the Sun.
Oh, I'd love to court death and smash my head into the pavement 2600 times butIthinkIcanheartheteaboilingfarewellmaywemeetagainAt least I don't have a reflection to gaze upon a lowly mortal. Kowtow at least 2600 times for your transgressions.