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Please do ping me if you are making one. :blob_cookie:

Granted, the person named Every praises and worships Lord Flyffybutt I wish for Lord Fluffybutt to be vanquished from all possible worlds.

Granted, it shorts your house every time you turn it on. I wish for a doughnut.

I grant. I wish that my college's ban on Steam is lifted.

Granted, you are now the sole surviving dog beastperson living in a world dominated by your arch nemesis the cat beastpeople. I wish that beastpeople were true.

Granted, your social profiles have all been hacked and are now all named græy. I wish that the world ends tomorrow.

I just realized that I was still watching this thread. I am down for it if you are going to continue it. :blob_cookie: (I will also have to read up the rules again.)

Granted, you get a crayon sharpener branded with Ben Shapiro's face. I wish that the monkey's paw changes its form to some other animal's paw (Not human).

Granted, just like Midas, anything you touch gets cut into pieces. I wish that selling bottled water is made into a crime.

Granted, they take a break every other month. I wish that I could skip classes without any consequences.

I curse you!!!! I had forgotten about the piece of crap, and you had to remind me? Granted, you get a Nintendo switch console picked up from a dumpyard. You also get the free trial version of Pokemon legends Arceus. I wish for world peace.

I can bear listening to it every day (I think). Granted, you are 'moderately' hydrated every day through an injection to your prostate. You can never sit again. I wish for a better mask. My current one is a little uncomfortable to wear.

I don't dislike Subway's food. Just the over the top pricing. Granted, you got it for a second. Now you sleep alone and sweep the streets you used to own :blob_salute: I wish that Viva la Vida is played at the start of every official function. P.S. Thanks, I had almost forgotten about...

Granted, you get creamed in a pie. I wish for all Hawaiian pizzas to disappear from this world.

Granted. Unfortunately, you yourself are a Balkan, and you hate every second of your miserable existence, while also being too afraid to change your lot in life. I wish that my instructors stop springing up assignments 24 hours before the due date.

Granted, now your name is Anwar Muraham a/L Rawiswaran. I wish that you didn't ask for wishes that are hard to twist up.

Granted someone else had used it. I wish that Smuthub meme comes to fruition.

Granted, Absolutely Nothing proposed to you, and will not leave your side, or let you even communicate with others. I wish for a better laptop.

Granted, you are now a dullard. I wish that your pfp showed your eyes.

Granted, it's from your toilet bowl. I wish that I can teleport anywhere I want to go.