TheMonotonePuppet
A Writer With Enthusiasm & A Jester of Christmas!
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Veins popped out on the veeery wrinkly, old lady's face like a red bow of inward arcs. "Shitty brat..." she said, fangs grinding together in irritation. Her black polish-covered claws dug into the parchment in irritation. The gold lettering of the words "Anime You" crumpled in her four fingers.
She leapt out of her recliner-chair, pointing a finger at you in a total fourth wall break! Steam whistled out of her ears, the white skin turning beet-red
A gasp could be heard from behind the screen.
'Breaking the fourth wall? Illegal!'
"I AM NOT OLD, YOU SHITTY BRAT! AND YOU'RE LYING ABOUT ME BEING WRINKLY!" she screamed, spittle showering from her mouth.
'Hmmm... spoken like a curmudgeonly woman though...'
The camera panned down to her sleepwear. All red and wool, the medieval undertunic, hose, and robe signature of old England undercut her tsundere exclamations. The camera then panned back up to the gap moe vampire, whose eye was twitching at the near palpable disbelief.
Her tiny nub fangs started to jut out.
"Suuuure..." said the camera-carrier in a monotone voice.
Then the queen's face slanted down, black sheets of hair falling in front of her face ominously. Eyes glowed an emergency-alert red in the aesthetically signature style of anime.
The tiny loli chuckled, her fist shaking by her side.
"Oh dear." The camera shook, and then fell to the ground, putting the whole scene of the suuuper old woman on its side.
"Bye!" yelled the camera carrier. A grey puppet leapt up into the air, legs spinning so fast it looked like a centaur with a fan as its lower body instead of a horse. The old woman's legs similarly mimicked Scooby-Do, and she chased the shitty brat around the simple background of sand and dirt.
"I will suck your blood!" @RepresentingEnvy screamed, fingers outstretched.
"Nah-nah-na-boo-boo!" teased the puppet, tossing flat hair back because anime seems to have an aversion to dreadlocks.
They ran off into the horizon, a twinkling glimmer ending the short.
"So? What did ya think?" the puppet asked theatrically, smiling broadly.
"Hmmm... yes. More anime shorts would be a delight," @MidnightFox said, steepling hands like a business woman. She turned to the audience, threads of grey covering her characteristic eyes. "Would you like to write some for Puppet Inc.? Scribble Hub High School could use some comedic relief."
She leapt out of her recliner-chair, pointing a finger at you in a total fourth wall break! Steam whistled out of her ears, the white skin turning beet-red
A gasp could be heard from behind the screen.
'Breaking the fourth wall? Illegal!'
"I AM NOT OLD, YOU SHITTY BRAT! AND YOU'RE LYING ABOUT ME BEING WRINKLY!" she screamed, spittle showering from her mouth.
'Hmmm... spoken like a curmudgeonly woman though...'
The camera panned down to her sleepwear. All red and wool, the medieval undertunic, hose, and robe signature of old England undercut her tsundere exclamations. The camera then panned back up to the gap moe vampire, whose eye was twitching at the near palpable disbelief.
Her tiny nub fangs started to jut out.
"Suuuure..." said the camera-carrier in a monotone voice.
Then the queen's face slanted down, black sheets of hair falling in front of her face ominously. Eyes glowed an emergency-alert red in the aesthetically signature style of anime.
The tiny loli chuckled, her fist shaking by her side.
"Oh dear." The camera shook, and then fell to the ground, putting the whole scene of the suuuper old woman on its side.
"Bye!" yelled the camera carrier. A grey puppet leapt up into the air, legs spinning so fast it looked like a centaur with a fan as its lower body instead of a horse. The old woman's legs similarly mimicked Scooby-Do, and she chased the shitty brat around the simple background of sand and dirt.
"I will suck your blood!" @RepresentingEnvy screamed, fingers outstretched.
"Nah-nah-na-boo-boo!" teased the puppet, tossing flat hair back because anime seems to have an aversion to dreadlocks.
They ran off into the horizon, a twinkling glimmer ending the short.
"So? What did ya think?" the puppet asked theatrically, smiling broadly.
"Hmmm... yes. More anime shorts would be a delight," @MidnightFox said, steepling hands like a business woman. She turned to the audience, threads of grey covering her characteristic eyes. "Would you like to write some for Puppet Inc.? Scribble Hub High School could use some comedic relief."
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