Ask me anything

[Succubiome]

Is there a question you were hoping people would ask when you posted this?

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

Inspired by another thread.
Ask me literally anything, and I'll answer it.
I will not do research on anything you ask, I will only answer with what I know and what I can make up.

lmao

 

[Kalliel]

I want spegatti but do you want spegatti ?

No, I neither want spegatti nor spaghetti.

What do you think these guys are doing here *points wings towards @CIA @FBI-Sama *

To make sure that some degenerates here don't turn into actual criminals. Like that one certain puppe-

Why is mom the best?

She cooks for you, she cares for you, she raises you, and she loves you.

Tell me how to make my novel famous.

Write porn. It is that simple.

Where do you keep the chocolate?

In the refrigerator, cause I always forget to eat them.

what is that one memory that pops out randomly that makes you cringe hard

I don't cringe at my 'cringe' memories, cause ain't nobody gonna remember them besides me anyway.
But if I had to say one, I would say the time when I was in middle school, a girl in my class was asked 'which boy do you like', she answered one dude, and then me. It was awkward as hell.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The hell is a woodchuck?
Okay, maybe 1.66 kg.

Incorrect.
In what way is RANDOM ATOMS living? Is the air in front of you between your eyeballs and monitor alive?
Life has a purpose, you just don't like it.

So we're just not atoms then?

how to defeat you?

If you give me either a gun, a girlfriend, a new laptop, or some money, I'll seriously consider surrendering.
If you don't have any of that, you can fight me. I would lose though.

Is there a question you were hoping people would ask when you posted this?

Nope. I was hoping people to ask random bullshits like these, which became true anyway.

 

[Sagacious_Punk]

Until what point does a wolf enter the woods?

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

If a vampire stalks alone in the night and no one is around to see it, did it really happen?

 

[Kalliel]

Until what point does a wolf enter the woods?

When the Guardian Raccoon of the Great Forest acknowledges the wolf's presence in the woods.

If a vampire stalks alone in the night and no one is around to see it, did it really happen?

It did. Because the vampire itself would know that it did.

 

[TsumiHokiro]

Write porn. It is that simple.

I was specific: "my" novel. Not a new one...

 

[Kalliel]

I was specific: "my" novel. Not a new one...

My bad, I didn't read properly.
For your novel, I recommend you modify your synopsis at least, if you don't want to change your tags or genres. Because the synopsis for me was a nothing burger. Sure, you have all of those questions and problems listed there, but 'a few of the things considered in this book' is not what I would want from a synopsis.
You have to let the readers know who are the characters we would be following, and what would generally happen in the future, else there would be no relatability, which would lead to a loss of interest.
At least that's what I think. I am a bad writer, so keep that in mind.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Do you believe in God, and why?

 

[Kalliel]

Do you believe in God, and why?

I'm an atheist, simply because I've never seen God before. I don't see the point in worshipping an entity that most likely won't give you anything in return for your time.
But that's just me, and I can totally understand people believing in God. Having a God you can rely on for peace of mind is perfectly reasonable.

 

[Sagacious_Punk]

When the Guardian Raccoon of the Great Forest acknowledges the wolf's presence in the woods.

Neat answer. Here's the real one:

"Until what point does a wolf enter the woods?"
"Until the middle. Then it starts to leave the woods."