RepresentingEnvy
En-Chan Queen Vampy!
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You get reincarnated, and everyone hates you. Why? Because you are an evil bastard.
This is why I love you! haha! (Seriously you are great)You suddenly find yourself in a mysterious world of magic, and instead of trying to respect their customs and culture, you decide to make obscure references to 20th century memes. Better yet, as past embezzler and having ruined numerous lives, thus resulting in your death by the hands of vigilantes, you learn nothing and try to usurp the regional King for their porcelain throne.
You are seriously considering the regicide of a kind ruler for the sake of owning the only functioning toilet in this world.
I didn't, i have enjoy everyword.Ima try this[nsfw warning]
It will be long but pardon such an annoying story.
After a nice shopping trip. You suddenly trip at the side of the road. Wow, surprisingly a drunk truck driver was also driving on the road you tripped on. You died and you felt every single bone and muscle in your body crumple to pieces as the excruciating pain went into your mind.
Then you wake up and find yourself in a room with a goddess. She smiled at you and told you to hurry up and pick a skill and defeat a demon lord. But since you are a goddamn unrespectful vermin you swear at the goddess and called her a big t*tty wh*re. The goddess not surprisingly got angry and just send you off with 200 fucking curses into her world.
You then open your eyes in front of the demon king. You saw the demon king and his 20 fucking wives mating. Disgusted by such actions you pointed your finger at them and called them out as perverts. The demon king then replied, "YOU MONGREL! YOU ARE THE ONE WHO TRESPASSED MY THRONE ROOM!"
You replied with an "I do not give a fuck just kill yourself".
The demon king and his wives look at you with disgust and called his guards to kill you. Congratulations, you fucked yourself.
Afterward, you find yourself exhausted after tunning away from the demon king's troops. You went to a nearby town to see a fabulous handsome guy but in reality, looks like a goddamn teenage boy with an 8-grade syndrome armor. As you enter the town you noticed that this handsome guy has 10 girls with a choker at his party. Seriously? Is he another bland harem boy with superb powers given with no hard work whatsoever?
You called him out for being a slavery enthusiast and deserve a culling. To your astonishment, the townspeople agreed with your opinion. Perhaps, this is a big change in your life-
Out of frustration, the handsome boy looked at your face with anger and mana surrounded his body. The faces that were against him turned to look towards you with a more aggressive face.
Oh no anyways, you ran! Of course, you would. No one wants to deal with angry manipulated townspeople.
You then went on a journey trying to say the truth to the world about how flat their goddess is, how the demon king has a 1-inch p*nis, and how the handsome hero boy was just a typical bullied person. In the end, you died in a hanging because the majority of the world hated you but hey at least you fixed racism at some point and your last words were. "They executed me for I spoke the truth."
- the end
Man, I regret making this.
How high is the infant mortality rate there?You live and probably turned old(give or take, 35 or 40 since thats how an average life expectency of a normal person to live).
Hmn.... Depends.How high is the infant mortality rate there?
That doesn't answer itHmn.... Depends.
There could be a peaceful standards where the average lifespan can fluctuate depending on the average between wars to plague ratio. Though in medical terms, it mainly depends on how the medical price/healthcare one can provide and how the economy works depending on situations where you either live in a simple fantasy world or end up like in beserk but having magic situation(probably won't solve that problem and only made it worse depending on how magic is used in that world).
As for the infant mortality rate...can you still remember how many food you ate in your entire life?
very scary!You are a tragedy novel writer. After ending the novel by killing all of the main cast, you get reincarnated into the same novel as a nameless extra. At first, you were determined to give the story a happy ending now that you're really occupying this world, but lo and behold, every main character had the memories of their first lives—the original novel plot. Worse, they all know that you're the one who made them that way.