Choose a simple super power and the first person to reply can choose it's side effect

[vzymmer]

I want to have doraemon pocket that could produce anything I want, specifically money of all currency.

Every item that comes out of the pocket is a fake that can be distinguished easily at first glance.

Edit; let me rephrase, every item becomes a 'made in china' product.

 

[Arkus86]

Grow flight capable wings.

The wings emit rainbow and glitter constantly, and any time you're not in contact with the ground, Nyan Cat plays audibly around you.

 

[GhoulDrago]

self duplication

You, however do not posses the capability to produce mass out of nothing. Hence, you turn smaller every time you duplicate.

Imagine an army of yourself and your duplicates but every single one is the size of a chicken.
Hmm, for my power I'll choose Faster than light travel capability

 

[TheEldritchGod]

The ability to cure my wife's terminal illnesses.

 

[Dubname]

The ability to cure my wife's terminal illnesses.

but she(he) turns into a man forever

the power to negate all side effects on anything

 

[SchadenFriday]

but she(he) turns into a man forever

the power to negate all side effects on anything

You can negate the side effects of anything EXCEPT for yourself.


The power to enter a game and bring the game item to reality.

Edit: bruh, my comment got merged.

 

[Cipiteca396]

The power to enter a game and bring the game item to reality.

The auto-moderator temp-bans you every time you touch something that doesn't exist in reality. Anything you do bring out is weirdly pixelated.

The ability to clean any single object three times per day.

 

[BlackKnightX]

The ability to clean any single object three times per day.

Things around that object become dirty instead.

The ability to read anyone's mind when looking into their eyes.

 

[vzymmer]

Things around that object become dirty instead.

The ability to read anyone's mind when looking into their eyes.

Bruh that negative is not that much of a negative.

Your ability can only read thoughts 1 day ago/24 hours ago.

Edit; lets change that, every time you try to read someones mind a background music plays out.

 

[BlackKnightX]

Bruh that negative is not that much of a negative.

Is this an ability? But you'll fall into deep depression for 24 hours the next day.

 

[Cipiteca396]

Bruh that negative is not that much of a negative.

The goal isn't a negative, it's a comical side effect.

 

[vzymmer]

Is this an ability? But you'll fall into deep depression for 24 hours the next day.

My ability is in the previous page, still no reply to that one.

Hmm, for my power I'll choose Faster than light travel capability

You get stuck in 5 time loops of 1 sec every time you travel at the speed of light and your clothes get shredded everytime you get out of the time loop.

 

[Tempokai]

Ability to isekai dead people using thoughts and prayers.

 

[GoodPerson]

Side effect:

-They'll become atheist

Ability to isekai dead people using thoughts and prayers.

 

[TotallyHuman]

Ability to isekai dead people using thoughts and prayers.

they get isekaid only if they were qualified to go to Heaven
The ability to wake up in the mornings without feeling like shit

I want to have doraemon pocket that could produce anything I want, specifically money of all currency.

99.99999911% of valuables gets taken away as lunch money. The rest is taxed.

 

[Tempokai]

The ability to wake up in the mornings without feeling like shit

You must have a routine of waking up at 6 AM and sleeping at 10PM

 

[TotallyHuman]

You must have a routine of waking up at 6 AM and sleeping at 10PM

ah, how evil!

 

[Bobple]

The ability to not need to eat or sleep

 

[Indicterra]

The ability to not need to eat or sleep

You'll be obsessed with eating and sleeping

 

[2wordsperminute]

immunity to disease